The Snarkoleptic (John Sowalsky)
LightNews LightNews
banner
sowalsky.bsky.social
The Snarkoleptic (John Sowalsky)
@sowalsky.bsky.social
3.9K followers 4.7K following 1.8K posts
Snarkoleptic. Impolite. Once and future middle school English teacher. Married. I'm a very funny man. FDT. Anti-Zionist. (he/him)

🚫 OF, Crypto, Illuminati. Your DM had better be substantive, or you WILL be blocked. Say potato, Elizabeth.
Posts Replies Media Videos
sowalsky.bsky.social
Cryghing
The left side of a crying emoji and the right side of a laughing emoji: a crying emoji.
November 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
sowalsky.bsky.social
Lemon, poppyseed, and cracked black pepper with vanilla drizzle and a fried sage leaf garnish. The ol' blivit's still got it.
October 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
sowalsky.bsky.social
Anyone feeling the kaboob?
A sign from a restaurant with an image of a kabob platter and a caption that reads "Combo Kaboob."
September 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
sowalsky.bsky.social
A solo that's so low.
September 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
sowalsky.bsky.social
Where are all you Luigi fans now? 🤔
A line drawing of a tombstone in a graveyard. The tombstone reads as follows: "He FA'd. The he FO'd."
September 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
sowalsky.bsky.social
The new camera is working nicely.
A close-up picture of me, in profile, looking into our new doorbell camera. The fish-eye lens has distorted my face, making my eye and nose seem disproportionately enormous.
September 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
sowalsky.bsky.social
A line drawing of the back end of a cat. The captions reads "Say hello to Pavlov's Cat"
August 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
sowalsky.bsky.social
How to pronounce a Biblical-style curse on someone properly.
August 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
sowalsky.bsky.social
A little late for Caturday, but this is what Annie Banannie looked like after having five teeth pulled last Tuesday. And—boom!—all of a sudden her nasal discharge, sinus congestion, drooling, and trouble eating are all gone. She's recovering like a champ!
Close-up of a domestic longhair dilute tortie lying on her side on a carpeted floor. She looks a little bedraggled after enduring dental surgery.
July 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
sowalsky.bsky.social
Annie Banannie right before she got five teeth pulled. She came through like a champ!
Annie, a domestic longhair dilute tortie cat lying on her side on the floor with her head turned upside down, her mouth hanging open, and her little fangies showing. Taken right before she had five teeth pulled.
July 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
sowalsky.bsky.social
The dead walk among us.
A black-and-white photo of actor Max Schreck in the role of Count Orlok from the 1922 silent film "Nosferatu." Above the picture, the caption reads as follows: "Emil Bove (1873-1936-)"
July 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
sowalsky.bsky.social
A picture of an American flag with fireworks exploding behind it. Above it, a caption in white letters on a black background reads as follows: "Happy Fourth of You Lie!"
July 4, 2025 at 4:44 AM
sowalsky.bsky.social
Stink outside the buns.
A Taco Bell logo altered to read "Taco Hell." Below this is a picture of a taco and the phrase "Make a run for the bathroom."
May 31, 2025 at 4:38 AM
sowalsky.bsky.social
You've been Carmine rolled.
A picture of Carmine Appice sitting behind a drum set and gazing into the camera circa the 1980s.
May 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
sowalsky.bsky.social
May 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
sowalsky.bsky.social
Hey mister, got any spare change?
A picture of me with a goofy expression on my face. I'm wearing a black tee shirt with a caption in white letters that reads, "I'm poor because I teach your kids."
May 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
sowalsky.bsky.social
Please help spread this information about a worthy cause in support of Gazans.
A graphic for Crips for eSims for Gaza with QR codes to donate via various methods. The URLs are bit.ly/venmo4esims (Venmo); bit.ly/pp4esims (PayPal US); bit.ly/esimsUK (PayPal UK); and bit.ly/eSimsRUs (for information). For e-transfers, contact cripsforesimsforgaza@gamail.com.
May 6, 2025 at 4:09 AM
sowalsky.bsky.social
Please help spread info about this worthy cause in support of Gazans.
A graphic for Crips for eSims for Gaza with QR codes to donate via various methods. The URLs are bit.ly/venmo4esims (Venmo); bit.ly/pp4esims (PayPal US); bit.ly/esimsUK (PayPal UK); and bit.ly/eSimsRUs (for information). For e-transfers, contact cripsforesimsforgaza@gamail.com.
May 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
sowalsky.bsky.social
Bozo the Clown presidential campaign swag. On the left, a sticker with a drawing of Bozo and the caption, "Put the real Bozo in the White House." On the right, a campaign button with a drawing of Bozo's face and the caption, "Bozo for President."
May 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
sowalsky.bsky.social
I've made this design available to anyone who'd like to order it. The reactions I've received while wearing mine indicate that there might possibly be a small demand. www.zazzle.com/this_machine...
A picture of me holding up a cleaver and a large serving fork. I'm smiling and wearing a black tee shirt with the following caption in large white letters: This Machine Poops Fascists
April 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
sowalsky.bsky.social
World Book Day. There's no such thing as too many books, only too few bookshelves.
A pair of matched bookcases filled to overflowing.
April 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
sowalsky.bsky.social
A frying pan with a half-melted Cadbury Creme Egg. The caption reads: "This is your brain. On drugs. On Easter."
April 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
sowalsky.bsky.social
Eggy-weg!
A picture of a Cadbury Creme Egg that's half-melted in a frying pan. The caption reads: "This is your brain. On Drugs. On Easter."
April 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
sowalsky.bsky.social
My heaven includes their hell.
A photo of me looking downward wearing a black shirt with white lettering that reads "Hell is the invention of those who deserve it."
April 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
sowalsky.bsky.social
Got me a hankerin'!
A picture of me holding up a cleaver and a large serving fork. I'm smiling and wearing a black tee shirt with the following caption in large white letters: This Machine Poops Fascists
April 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM