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Convincing Robert F. Kennedy Jr. that the blue fluid from bus toilets is a wave-disrupting proton immunity elixir. He signs up for a $1200 monthly subscription for a two-ounce vial. "You have to rub it on your gums," I tell him. "Of course," he answers. It sounds like sneakers in a running dryer.
May 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Convincing Robert F. Kennedy Jr. that the blue fluid from bus toilets is a wave-disrupting proton immunity elixir. He signs up for a $1200 monthly subscription for a two-ounce vial. "You have to rub it on your gums," I tell him. "Of course," he answers. It sounds like sneakers in a running dryer.
April 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The Browns QB room is the NFL equivalent of ipecac
One sip and ur gonna hurl.
One sip and ur gonna hurl.
April 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The Browns QB room is the NFL equivalent of ipecac
One sip and ur gonna hurl.
One sip and ur gonna hurl.
Rocker is tossing BP pitches. Living in the middle of the plate.
April 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Rocker is tossing BP pitches. Living in the middle of the plate.
Owning the libs.
BREAKING: Nasdaq-100 futures down 5.4%, S&P 500 futures down 3.84%
If this holds, this is the worst three day period in the market since 1987, worse than any three day Covid period.
If this holds, this is the worst three day period in the market since 1987, worse than any three day Covid period.
April 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Owning the libs.
The #SeattleMariners 🔱
Liberate me
Ignite the seeds
Bind not to guilt
Ignis Gehennalis
Oh Julio, oh Cal, oh Kirby
Let the children come to thee
Behold the morning star
Akephalos
Shine through me
Come forth in war
Come forth in peace
It's opening day. ⚾️
Liberate me
Ignite the seeds
Bind not to guilt
Ignis Gehennalis
Oh Julio, oh Cal, oh Kirby
Let the children come to thee
Behold the morning star
Akephalos
Shine through me
Come forth in war
Come forth in peace
It's opening day. ⚾️
March 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The #SeattleMariners 🔱
Liberate me
Ignite the seeds
Bind not to guilt
Ignis Gehennalis
Oh Julio, oh Cal, oh Kirby
Let the children come to thee
Behold the morning star
Akephalos
Shine through me
Come forth in war
Come forth in peace
It's opening day. ⚾️
Liberate me
Ignite the seeds
Bind not to guilt
Ignis Gehennalis
Oh Julio, oh Cal, oh Kirby
Let the children come to thee
Behold the morning star
Akephalos
Shine through me
Come forth in war
Come forth in peace
It's opening day. ⚾️
Part of me wanted the #seahawks to sign Rodgers so we'd have a year worth of content from him on the Pat McAfee show saying Paul Allen is actually still alive but held in suspended animation inside a lab owned by Bill Gates. They're using his brain as the CPU for an experimental vaccine computer
March 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Part of me wanted the #seahawks to sign Rodgers so we'd have a year worth of content from him on the Pat McAfee show saying Paul Allen is actually still alive but held in suspended animation inside a lab owned by Bill Gates. They're using his brain as the CPU for an experimental vaccine computer
Yes. Trying to maximize profitability
Justin Turner says he's disappointed the Mariners didn't have a better offseason after missing the postseason by one game
March 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Yes. Trying to maximize profitability
The new people's champ
March 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The new people's champ
Preach, king! 👑
Justin Turner - Mariners Legend
Justin Turner - Mariners Legend
March 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Preach, king! 👑
Justin Turner - Mariners Legend
Justin Turner - Mariners Legend
Are we now the 11th province?
Another gem of a hockey game. This tournament has been awesome.
February 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Are we now the 11th province?
Just exquisite sports we have here
Another gem of a hockey game. This tournament has been awesome.
February 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Just exquisite sports we have here
Another gem of a hockey game. This tournament has been awesome.
February 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Another gem of a hockey game. This tournament has been awesome.
Absolute banger of a game.
15 min this USA vs Canada game may already be in the running for the best hockey game I've seen.
Electric ⚡️
Electric ⚡️
February 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Absolute banger of a game.
15 min this USA vs Canada game may already be in the running for the best hockey game I've seen.
Electric ⚡️
Electric ⚡️
February 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
15 min this USA vs Canada game may already be in the running for the best hockey game I've seen.
Electric ⚡️
Electric ⚡️
If you replace "our offense" with "my penis" you'd basically have every lie I tell myself whenever I see myself naked.
February 4, 2025 at 4:18 AM
If you replace "our offense" with "my penis" you'd basically have every lie I tell myself whenever I see myself naked.
Jerry opened his mouth, and oh boy, ol Gerard is so high on his own supply, I'm not sure he knows which planet he's on.
February 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Jerry opened his mouth, and oh boy, ol Gerard is so high on his own supply, I'm not sure he knows which planet he's on.
We talk a lot of trash about Jerry Dipoto. But Ron Francis doesn't catch nearly enuff grief.
He purposely created a mid/bad hockey team, never built a 1st line w/ star power, gloated about his approach & continues 2 double down despite repeated playoff misses. Season is over
Gotta turf the guy
He purposely created a mid/bad hockey team, never built a 1st line w/ star power, gloated about his approach & continues 2 double down despite repeated playoff misses. Season is over
Gotta turf the guy
February 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
We talk a lot of trash about Jerry Dipoto. But Ron Francis doesn't catch nearly enuff grief.
He purposely created a mid/bad hockey team, never built a 1st line w/ star power, gloated about his approach & continues 2 double down despite repeated playoff misses. Season is over
Gotta turf the guy
He purposely created a mid/bad hockey team, never built a 1st line w/ star power, gloated about his approach & continues 2 double down despite repeated playoff misses. Season is over
Gotta turf the guy
Does Jorge Polanco blink? Or does he just lick his own eyes instead?
January 31, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Does Jorge Polanco blink? Or does he just lick his own eyes instead?
January 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Law & Order Party 🥳
A 42-year-old man who received a pardon from President Trump for his involvement in the Jan. 6, 2021, riot at the U.S. Capitol was fatally shot by a sheriff’s deputy after he resisted arrest during a traffic stop, the Indiana State Police said. nyti.ms/40BXLaA
January 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Law & Order Party 🥳
This is an absolutely excellent piece and definitely worth your time and a read.
However, as a long-suffering Mariners fan who has lived thru decades of excuses, spin, and ineptitude, I must remain like Uli.
However, as a long-suffering Mariners fan who has lived thru decades of excuses, spin, and ineptitude, I must remain like Uli.
January 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This is an absolutely excellent piece and definitely worth your time and a read.
However, as a long-suffering Mariners fan who has lived thru decades of excuses, spin, and ineptitude, I must remain like Uli.
However, as a long-suffering Mariners fan who has lived thru decades of excuses, spin, and ineptitude, I must remain like Uli.
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They built a Theranos for telling you if the Mariners have made a World Series
The reveal of a new artificial intelligence assistant, DeepSeek, looks poised to wipe almost a trillion pounds in value off some of the world’s most expensive technology companies.
DeepSeek AI launch sees $1tn wiped off world’s biggest tech companies
Nvidia is the hardest-hit among American big tech related to artificial intelligence, while Samsung in Europe is down more than 20 per cent
www.independent.co.uk
January 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
They built a Theranos for telling you if the Mariners have made a World Series
Met a guy that keeps his house at 74 degrees.
January 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Met a guy that keeps his house at 74 degrees.