i have to assume that “pursuing DEI efforts” means hiring anyone who isn’t a white man?

I need everyone saying "meta is FORCING us to follow trump and vance" to understand that the vp and potus accounts always transfer to whoever is in office..........not just this once..... plz complain about something real u have so many options

Here's how they report on him in the UK, where their free press has a spine.

Israeli forces shot and killed a Palestinian child in southern Gaza on Monday in an apparent violation of the ceasefire agreement that went into effect just the day before.

I need to find the snarky people on this app bc El*n M*sk is getting on mu fucking nerves

sometimes it really bothers me how loosely we use the word "salad"..... that is cold pasta

Guy Fieri is our Princess Diana

the problem with making villains environmentalists is that now I'm on their side

just learned poodles don't naturally look like that they just all have haircuts

accidentally mentioned one of my dead brother™️ tattoos online and now people are replying that they're gonna get the same thing my eye is twitching

it's "all abusers should die" until it's a member of your favorite boyband

NEED the bitches who light movies and TV to keep in mind that I don't own black out curtains!!! I can't see shit bro!!!

I hate snl so every time those freaky theater kids come out with a skit that makes me giggle I have an identity crisis

Wilmer Valderrama u groomer freak u have such a punchable face

before anyone gets here I'm just gonna fuck around and post all my insane tw*tter drafts

*listening to radiohead* what’s this guy’s problem?