chicken (mar)joe 🦐
@soupydacus.bsky.social
number one bluesky account in all of lithuania | like licking a sweet and sexy nine volt battery
Pushed my face as if there’s glasses there. Fuck my fucking gay fuck life
December 28, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Pushed my face as if there’s glasses there. Fuck my fucking gay fuck life
Roman legionary: emperor, the senate has gathered and they plan for your assassination
Caesar: do you think this salad needs some crispy bits of bread?
Caesar: do you think this salad needs some crispy bits of bread?
December 28, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Roman legionary: emperor, the senate has gathered and they plan for your assassination
Caesar: do you think this salad needs some crispy bits of bread?
Caesar: do you think this salad needs some crispy bits of bread?
the tsa agent almost took away my wallet condom and therefore my license to fuck. We literally live in 1984
December 21, 2024 at 1:10 PM
the tsa agent almost took away my wallet condom and therefore my license to fuck. We literally live in 1984
Saw a bitch post their oc and I thought it was ghostbur, I need euthanasia
December 17, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Saw a bitch post their oc and I thought it was ghostbur, I need euthanasia
*props leg up on a table* you know elphaba was not the only person othered by their peers and feared for having wickedly cool powers. Let’s open up out bibles-
December 16, 2024 at 6:40 PM
*props leg up on a table* you know elphaba was not the only person othered by their peers and feared for having wickedly cool powers. Let’s open up out bibles-
Corn plated so hard I noticed zendaya didn’t wear a bar during the alley scene in challengers
December 15, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Corn plated so hard I noticed zendaya didn’t wear a bar during the alley scene in challengers
How those bitches feel when they say die hard is their favourite Christmas movie
December 9, 2024 at 5:58 PM
How those bitches feel when they say die hard is their favourite Christmas movie
Wake up babe, Ethel Cain fujoed out on YouTube and let us know here favourite types of gay porn
December 6, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Wake up babe, Ethel Cain fujoed out on YouTube and let us know here favourite types of gay porn
That kid who smelled like egg in grade six is now mansplaining to his hinge date why ai makes better art than people
December 4, 2024 at 6:00 PM
That kid who smelled like egg in grade six is now mansplaining to his hinge date why ai makes better art than people
Need a boyfriend just so he can be my personal redbull delivery service, I can’t risk loosing this library spot during peak exam hours but god damnit mama needs her heart to stop beating
December 4, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Need a boyfriend just so he can be my personal redbull delivery service, I can’t risk loosing this library spot during peak exam hours but god damnit mama needs her heart to stop beating
Someone out there, please make me a tiktok edit of Davis Schinder, left fielder for the Toronto Blue Jays to that one song from the train musical
December 4, 2024 at 5:32 AM
Someone out there, please make me a tiktok edit of Davis Schinder, left fielder for the Toronto Blue Jays to that one song from the train musical
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Curious about the drama in South Korea? This sheet pan gimbap with banchan will have you declaring martial law in your kitchen!
December 3, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Curious about the drama in South Korea? This sheet pan gimbap with banchan will have you declaring martial law in your kitchen!
If I had a penis I’d drink so many cold mugs of beer but alas, I have vagineer 😔
December 3, 2024 at 6:13 PM
If I had a penis I’d drink so many cold mugs of beer but alas, I have vagineer 😔
Done my first exam, the dining hall is silent, and the beautiful woman at the shawarma booth gave me extra chicken no charge. Maybe I don’t need to kill myself 😊
December 2, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Done my first exam, the dining hall is silent, and the beautiful woman at the shawarma booth gave me extra chicken no charge. Maybe I don’t need to kill myself 😊
Putting the dominoes thingy on the roof of your car without being an employee is stolen valor
December 1, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Putting the dominoes thingy on the roof of your car without being an employee is stolen valor
Saw porn on the tl, god were so back
December 1, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Saw porn on the tl, god were so back
I have a vision that Lea Michele replaced Cynthia Erivo for wicked p2 and she announced it by posting this on her Ig story
November 26, 2024 at 4:29 AM
I have a vision that Lea Michele replaced Cynthia Erivo for wicked p2 and she announced it by posting this on her Ig story
Having twenty one pilots on the arcane soundtrack is soooooo 2016 in a way I don’t think I need to explain
November 26, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Having twenty one pilots on the arcane soundtrack is soooooo 2016 in a way I don’t think I need to explain
They should make yaoi for straight people
November 25, 2024 at 3:29 PM
They should make yaoi for straight people
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Arcane spoilers kinda
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Listen I survived the magnus archives finale, the jayvik ending was fucking light work for a seasoned professional like me
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Listen I survived the magnus archives finale, the jayvik ending was fucking light work for a seasoned professional like me
November 24, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Arcane spoilers kinda
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Listen I survived the magnus archives finale, the jayvik ending was fucking light work for a seasoned professional like me
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Listen I survived the magnus archives finale, the jayvik ending was fucking light work for a seasoned professional like me
Reposted by chicken (mar)joe 🦐
Reposted by chicken (mar)joe 🦐
