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Jeff Stoltzfus
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Shut Up Football on YouTube. A comedy show about all things football. #nfl

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Reposted by Jeff Stoltzfus
Again, from Michael Grynbaum, here is Sharyn Alfonsi's full email.

It must be read:
December 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Puka is WAY better at football than words.
December 19, 2025 at 1:25 PM
My number one skill is discarding shitty Bluesky posts before posting them. Except this one.
December 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
What happened to Google? I asked about Zoolander.
December 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
If only there were a way to prevent this. Like some kind of preventative measure everyone could taking with minimal effort.
December 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I don’t need an explanation. I get it.
December 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
There’s no such thing as a homeless turtle
December 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Six foot Christmas rooster? Yeah. We got that.
December 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Black Friday and the Eagles are half off.
Damn.
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Whoever wins this game, better eat the losing team.
November 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The Eagles defense has been different since Nakobe Dean’s return. And differenter with Jaelan Phillips.
November 17, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Death, taxes, and Dan Campbell going for it on 4th down.

You ain’t fooling shit, Dan.
November 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Chris Rodriguez is the better RB. Croskey-Merritt isn’t hitting it the same. McNichols is the 3rd down RB. And none are worth anything.

Commanders will view RB as a position of need this offseason.

Possible free agents options:
- Breece Hall
- Kenneth Walker III
- Rico Dowdle
- Rachaad White
November 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
People only announce when they quit alcohol and drugs. Never when start.
November 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
One of the worst contributions to documentaries is the close up of hands as people talk.
November 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
There should be lot of docs about Antonio Brown. And a lot of Docs studying Antonio Brown.
November 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The J in T.J. Watt is doing SO much work.
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
My house sucks. It needs a $300 million ballroom.
October 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Any room I’m in is a panic room.
October 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Reposted by Jeff Stoltzfus
French philosopher and novelist Jean-Paul Sartre knew what made fascists tick.
badfaithtimes.com/its-one-long...
October 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Joe Flacco is the Aaron Rodgers of Jake Brownings.
October 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
They say too much coffee isn’t good for you, but Teddy Roosevelt used to drink a gallon a day and he got shot in the chest.
October 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I give a lot of guff to NFL announcers but Ian Eagle and JJ Watt are delightful. They’re just fun.
October 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
7 and 1/2 yards for taunting??? I can’t believe I agree with Al Michaels.
October 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Myles Garrett will never see a Super Bowl from the field unless he dances for Bad Bunny but he should be MVP every year. Simply amazing.
October 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM