Mike
@soundandfury62.bsky.social
Satire loving hiker/dog dad/gumbo enthusiast. And yes, Guadalajara won't do.
ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs — theonion.com/ice-agent-pa...
ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs
CHICAGO—His heart racing with terror as he found himself completely surrounded, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent conducting a raid on a Chicago elementary school reportedly fell into panic...
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January 11, 2026 at 11:16 PM
ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs — theonion.com/ice-agent-pa...
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Game changer
December 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Game changer
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Mike Johnson Opts for Medically Induced Coma to Avoid Swearing in New Democratic Congresswoman
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Mike Johnson Opts for Medically Induced Coma to Avoid Swearing in New Democratic Congresswoman
“I was really hoping that people would forget about the Epstein files or that the Rapture would happen, but no such luck.”
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October 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Mike Johnson Opts for Medically Induced Coma to Avoid Swearing in New Democratic Congresswoman
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Donald Trump, Demolition Man
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Donald Trump, Demolition Man
Carrying on a family tradition of wanton desecration.
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October 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Donald Trump, Demolition Man
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Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration — theonion.com/diplomatic-t...
Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration
WASHINGTON—In what they described as a disappointing turn in the ongoing negotiations, White House officials confirmed Wednesday that diplomatic talks had broken down between President Donald Trump an...
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October 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration — theonion.com/diplomatic-t...
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October 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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We’re in the middle of a nationwide frog costume supply chain crisis. Thanks, Trump.
October 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
We’re in the middle of a nationwide frog costume supply chain crisis. Thanks, Trump.
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Everyone should listen to this.
It’s easy to blame Rogan for understanding the situation far too late, but the important thing is that he’s using his platform-with his millions of listeners-to talk about it now.
This one show will reach more normal GOP folks than we ever could.
It’s easy to blame Rogan for understanding the situation far too late, but the important thing is that he’s using his platform-with his millions of listeners-to talk about it now.
This one show will reach more normal GOP folks than we ever could.
The con worked, until it didn’t?
ROGAN: “I really thought they were just going to go after the criminals… I really thought there was enough gang members.”
ME: He still doesn’t get it. That’s what Trump wanted everyone to believe. They’re not even trying to go after “the criminals”.
ROGAN: “I really thought they were just going to go after the criminals… I really thought there was enough gang members.”
ME: He still doesn’t get it. That’s what Trump wanted everyone to believe. They’re not even trying to go after “the criminals”.
October 16, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Everyone should listen to this.
It’s easy to blame Rogan for understanding the situation far too late, but the important thing is that he’s using his platform-with his millions of listeners-to talk about it now.
This one show will reach more normal GOP folks than we ever could.
It’s easy to blame Rogan for understanding the situation far too late, but the important thing is that he’s using his platform-with his millions of listeners-to talk about it now.
This one show will reach more normal GOP folks than we ever could.
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kris.and.dave (IG) delivered the tastiest #CupOfJoe to the hobgoblin who would be Speaker.
BTW: Release the Epstein files and swear in Adelita Grijalva!
BTW: Release the Epstein files and swear in Adelita Grijalva!
October 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
kris.and.dave (IG) delivered the tastiest #CupOfJoe to the hobgoblin who would be Speaker.
BTW: Release the Epstein files and swear in Adelita Grijalva!
BTW: Release the Epstein files and swear in Adelita Grijalva!
Study Links Trump Being President to Increased Use of Tylenol
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Study Links Trump Being President to Increased Use of Tylenol
News from Medicine
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September 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Study Links Trump Being President to Increased Use of Tylenol
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These spot-the-difference games are getting really hard
September 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
These spot-the-difference games are getting really hard
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Hiding the truth.
September 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Hiding the truth.
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When gun fans argue that if you banned guns people would just kill each other with knives, gently point out that you can’t throw a knife 200 yards from the roof of a building and hit someone in the neck
September 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
When gun fans argue that if you banned guns people would just kill each other with knives, gently point out that you can’t throw a knife 200 yards from the roof of a building and hit someone in the neck
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That’s a lovely thought. But it could never happen with Donald Trump serving as president, and would never have been necessary if he weren’t.
September 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
That’s a lovely thought. But it could never happen with Donald Trump serving as president, and would never have been necessary if he weren’t.
U.S. Citizenship Test To Include 4-Year Imprisonment Section — theonion.com/u-s-citizens...
U.S. Citizenship Test To Include 4-Year Imprisonment Section
WASHINGTON—Stating that the country’s naturalization process was “highly outdated,” White House officials announced Thursday that the U.S. citizenship test would now include a four-year imprisonment s...
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September 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
U.S. Citizenship Test To Include 4-Year Imprisonment Section — theonion.com/u-s-citizens...
‘People Who Go In That Locker Room Come Out…Different,’ Jets Custodian Warns Aaron Glenn — theonion.com/people-who-g...
‘People Who Go In That Locker Room Come Out…Different,’ Jets Custodian Warns Aaron Glenn
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—Speaking grimly as he mopped the floor beneath flickering fluorescent lights, longtime MetLife Stadium custodian Keith Browning reportedly approached first year New York Jets head ...
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September 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
‘People Who Go In That Locker Room Come Out…Different,’ Jets Custodian Warns Aaron Glenn — theonion.com/people-who-g...
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White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body — theonion.com/white-house-...
White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body
WASHINGTON—As they called attention to his alarmingly sallow complexion and rapidly deteriorating brain function, White House officials sought to quell speculation Monday over the bruising on Presiden...
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September 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body — theonion.com/white-house-...