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wire nut, swol donk
sorry bout the posts.
December 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Every settlement a city has with a citizen brutalized by police violence, needs to come directly out of the capped payroll budget that local PD department.
November 8, 2025 at 4:51 AM
friday night flu shot make shoulder ouchie 😔
November 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
My neck,
My back,
My chudler and my crack.
October 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Im in the middle of watching Good Boy, and pause to go change out my laundry. When Im walking back to my trailer in the dark, my neighbor surprised me, and says there is an off leash dog hanging out right outside my door. Buddy has no collar, and is a wary of me, but seems otherwise pretty chill.
October 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
shittin, fartin, cryin, dyin
October 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
As I approach 40, thinking about shaking things up. What if I was a thong guy?
October 4, 2025 at 5:11 AM
@bencollins.bsky.social

BREAKING:

WH Chief of Staff; Stephen Miller: "President Trump does in fact break wind. He does it powerfully. He exerts his wind amongst cabinet members, to establish dominance. And let the record state, those members say the scent is reminiscent of the rose garden."
October 4, 2025 at 4:26 AM
@danielobrien.bsky.social : Alfred Molina stan account, and fucked up fortune cookie giver outer.
September 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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an ever-shifting kaleidoscope of touching and genuine sentiments and inquiries, hollowly ironic nonsense, evolving callbacks and memetic in-jokes, self-serving plugs and other exercises in imagination or subversion.
September 17, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Counting or not counting gang violence?
Eduard Khil - Trololo Song [HD]
YouTube video by GoldenApple✔
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September 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"

A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.

Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
September 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Sleeping in my QotSA shirt, hoping for peyote speed dreams of that Harley ride around the outlying towns of Vegas...
September 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Alien Earth and Twisted Metal both riding out this week on Smashing Pumpkins... coincidence, or something sinister... stinks like republican fuckery
September 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Sage wisdom from a real one.
i’m an anarchist & organize with communists because i’m not a bootlicking freak. anti-communism is a fast track to becoming a fascist.
socialists & communists aren’t the ones trying to murder the people i love.

those would be fascists, who currently control the US government.

if your response to Trump taking power is to rabidly attack leftists, i have bad news for you about what your actual political beliefs are.
August 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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I'm an anarchist and, while I am not a communist, hating on communists is for dorks and losers
August 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The Blob looks better than most body horror movies in the last 20 years. Not being even remotely sarcastic.
August 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
hear me out, the manosphere is a culture created by and for constipated men. they fear the good feeling they get from a healthy, fiber full deuce. because good butt feeling is gay. thus, we must weaponize metamucil into the culture war.
August 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
He said "Ill throw myself away, they're just photos after all".
August 11, 2025 at 7:49 AM
mumbled "have a nice day" to the cornerstore teller and he replied "namaste", and my undercaffinated mind started to mutate.
August 9, 2025 at 7:37 AM
God damn. Weapons is a whole lot of fun. Tense, twisty, and terrifying, in a fresh way that only horror seems to achieve these days. Looking forward to a rewatch that I can properly critique.
August 9, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Introducing my new podcast/onlyfans/gooning venture: Pullin Pud with Purdy Pete.

Links in bio
August 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Oh, you dont like how everything is shit, and there is no hope for the future? Blame the marxist-communists for the last 100 years. Accept Jesus as your savior. And capitalism is the only thing that will save us. #alllivesmatter
July 26, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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This poor son of a bitch
July 20, 2025 at 6:39 AM