Sorican
@sorican.bsky.social
Just a nerd without any good answers to the real problems. Sorry.
so like, yeah. I don't, because there's no reason to believe such a being exists. But, if such a being as the christian god did exist...
I'd fear him. He's a raging asshole who once slaughtered uncounted children to flex; and the entire purpose of our existence isso he could LARP as a Nice Guy™️
I'd fear him. He's a raging asshole who once slaughtered uncounted children to flex; and the entire purpose of our existence isso he could LARP as a Nice Guy™️
November 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
so like, yeah. I don't, because there's no reason to believe such a being exists. But, if such a being as the christian god did exist...
I'd fear him. He's a raging asshole who once slaughtered uncounted children to flex; and the entire purpose of our existence isso he could LARP as a Nice Guy™️
I'd fear him. He's a raging asshole who once slaughtered uncounted children to flex; and the entire purpose of our existence isso he could LARP as a Nice Guy™️
It seems like an unreasonable accommodation to me.
Also, somebody should check to see if he was left alone with other women, ever. someone with the legal authority to arrest and charge him, that is.
Also, somebody should check to see if he was left alone with other women, ever. someone with the legal authority to arrest and charge him, that is.
November 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
It seems like an unreasonable accommodation to me.
Also, somebody should check to see if he was left alone with other women, ever. someone with the legal authority to arrest and charge him, that is.
Also, somebody should check to see if he was left alone with other women, ever. someone with the legal authority to arrest and charge him, that is.
so... whose dick size is he exaggerating?
November 12, 2025 at 12:05 PM
so... whose dick size is he exaggerating?
not lying never hurt nobody. ("Tell us who ripped off the rich fuck. we won't hurt you, honest!")
and my favorite- "Don't seek to improve your station, be happy with you got, you poor slob."
and my favorite- "Don't seek to improve your station, be happy with you got, you poor slob."
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
not lying never hurt nobody. ("Tell us who ripped off the rich fuck. we won't hurt you, honest!")
and my favorite- "Don't seek to improve your station, be happy with you got, you poor slob."
and my favorite- "Don't seek to improve your station, be happy with you got, you poor slob."
The others are barely adequate, but mostly amount to social control.
Elders (mothers and fathers,) propagate the same culture of obedience
it's actually 'murder', not 'kill', and guess who decides the difference.
Adultery is a measure to control who you have sex/kids with...
Elders (mothers and fathers,) propagate the same culture of obedience
it's actually 'murder', not 'kill', and guess who decides the difference.
Adultery is a measure to control who you have sex/kids with...
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The others are barely adequate, but mostly amount to social control.
Elders (mothers and fathers,) propagate the same culture of obedience
it's actually 'murder', not 'kill', and guess who decides the difference.
Adultery is a measure to control who you have sex/kids with...
Elders (mothers and fathers,) propagate the same culture of obedience
it's actually 'murder', not 'kill', and guess who decides the difference.
Adultery is a measure to control who you have sex/kids with...
The ten commandments suck anyhow.
1) worship me, and only me.
2) don't put me in a [stupid statue]
3) don't swear silly oaths invoking my name
4) set aside an entire day to worship me. and also fuck around, cuz boredom.
are the kinds of laws a narcissistic, abusive pervert would have.
1) worship me, and only me.
2) don't put me in a [stupid statue]
3) don't swear silly oaths invoking my name
4) set aside an entire day to worship me. and also fuck around, cuz boredom.
are the kinds of laws a narcissistic, abusive pervert would have.
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The ten commandments suck anyhow.
1) worship me, and only me.
2) don't put me in a [stupid statue]
3) don't swear silly oaths invoking my name
4) set aside an entire day to worship me. and also fuck around, cuz boredom.
are the kinds of laws a narcissistic, abusive pervert would have.
1) worship me, and only me.
2) don't put me in a [stupid statue]
3) don't swear silly oaths invoking my name
4) set aside an entire day to worship me. and also fuck around, cuz boredom.
are the kinds of laws a narcissistic, abusive pervert would have.
So. What’s the next excuse Johnson comes up with?
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
So. What’s the next excuse Johnson comes up with?
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
The second is that Schumer likely knew about it and didn’t whip up the votes. There has been fuck all for consequences, and there won’t be again.
Third… it’s clear they don’t understand what the base, or Americans writ large, actually want and refuse to learn the lessons they’re being shown.
Third… it’s clear they don’t understand what the base, or Americans writ large, actually want and refuse to learn the lessons they’re being shown.
November 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The second is that Schumer likely knew about it and didn’t whip up the votes. There has been fuck all for consequences, and there won’t be again.
Third… it’s clear they don’t understand what the base, or Americans writ large, actually want and refuse to learn the lessons they’re being shown.
Third… it’s clear they don’t understand what the base, or Americans writ large, actually want and refuse to learn the lessons they’re being shown.
If the rumors that more dem senators wanted this, then a few things are true.
The first is that they knew this was going to be wildly unpopular, given that they only used just enough to get it done… and those are either all retiring or not up for reelection until 2028.
The first is that they knew this was going to be wildly unpopular, given that they only used just enough to get it done… and those are either all retiring or not up for reelection until 2028.
November 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
If the rumors that more dem senators wanted this, then a few things are true.
The first is that they knew this was going to be wildly unpopular, given that they only used just enough to get it done… and those are either all retiring or not up for reelection until 2028.
The first is that they knew this was going to be wildly unpopular, given that they only used just enough to get it done… and those are either all retiring or not up for reelection until 2028.
why is this guy still allowed to be a democrat?
he's clearly switched parties.
Kick him out of the party. Or if that's too much for Schumer, maybe yeet his committees and shit. Failing that... clamp his nipples in a machinist's floor vice. I'm sure his constituents have a few we can borrow....
he's clearly switched parties.
Kick him out of the party. Or if that's too much for Schumer, maybe yeet his committees and shit. Failing that... clamp his nipples in a machinist's floor vice. I'm sure his constituents have a few we can borrow....
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
why is this guy still allowed to be a democrat?
he's clearly switched parties.
Kick him out of the party. Or if that's too much for Schumer, maybe yeet his committees and shit. Failing that... clamp his nipples in a machinist's floor vice. I'm sure his constituents have a few we can borrow....
he's clearly switched parties.
Kick him out of the party. Or if that's too much for Schumer, maybe yeet his committees and shit. Failing that... clamp his nipples in a machinist's floor vice. I'm sure his constituents have a few we can borrow....
One step at a time. It seems like an insurmountable pile of bullshit, but we gotta start mucking out the cow pen one shovel at a time.
I suggest tiger balm to help with the smell. Just a bit under the lip.
I suggest tiger balm to help with the smell. Just a bit under the lip.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
One step at a time. It seems like an insurmountable pile of bullshit, but we gotta start mucking out the cow pen one shovel at a time.
I suggest tiger balm to help with the smell. Just a bit under the lip.
I suggest tiger balm to help with the smell. Just a bit under the lip.
Some of these guys said that about RvW. It’s good news, don’t get me wrong, but if they had a better case, they’d be happy to go the other way.
November 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Some of these guys said that about RvW. It’s good news, don’t get me wrong, but if they had a better case, they’d be happy to go the other way.
That’s what my Niece does, too.
November 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
That’s what my Niece does, too.
To be sure, his position was already somewhat awkward
November 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
To be sure, his position was already somewhat awkward
Yes. They are that stupid.
And also yes… they’re probably getting something.
And also yes… they’re probably getting something.
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Yes. They are that stupid.
And also yes… they’re probably getting something.
And also yes… they’re probably getting something.
good point.
I counter that with stones and turds. maybe sticks.
I counter that with stones and turds. maybe sticks.
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
good point.
I counter that with stones and turds. maybe sticks.
I counter that with stones and turds. maybe sticks.
I bet the cuddle puddle is epic!
November 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I bet the cuddle puddle is epic!
Shame cones?
I mean, it’s in the right direction, but there’s much more interesting options. Pillories are fun. You’d get to throw rotting veggies and fruit at the .
I mean, it’s in the right direction, but there’s much more interesting options. Pillories are fun. You’d get to throw rotting veggies and fruit at the .
November 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Shame cones?
I mean, it’s in the right direction, but there’s much more interesting options. Pillories are fun. You’d get to throw rotting veggies and fruit at the .
I mean, it’s in the right direction, but there’s much more interesting options. Pillories are fun. You’d get to throw rotting veggies and fruit at the .
the whos of whoville are terrible neighbors.
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 AM
the whos of whoville are terrible neighbors.
They smell beautiful!
(At least for a moment or two?)
(At least for a moment or two?)
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
They smell beautiful!
(At least for a moment or two?)
(At least for a moment or two?)
Swasticar Wankpanzers have got to be the ugliest cars in modern memory.
November 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Swasticar Wankpanzers have got to be the ugliest cars in modern memory.
Trump projects more than a AMC theaters... combined.
November 9, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Trump projects more than a AMC theaters... combined.
Does using duck duck go count as not googling?
November 8, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Does using duck duck go count as not googling?
"I fuggin hate diets. Worst cookies EVER! YEAH yayayay"
November 8, 2025 at 5:58 AM
"I fuggin hate diets. Worst cookies EVER! YEAH yayayay"