Sorican
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Just a nerd without any good answers to the real problems. Sorry.
Pretty sure even if we gave Cuomo Sliwa's votes, he'd still win. Idunno. I suck at maths. But 50.4% seems larger than 49.6%, and that's also giving Cuomo all the other votes, too.
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Pretty sure even if we gave Cuomo Sliwa's votes, he'd still win. Idunno. I suck at maths. But 50.4% seems larger than 49.6%, and that's also giving Cuomo all the other votes, too.
I can only assume they’re into that
November 1, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I can only assume they’re into that
she was absolutely adorable. Also 10 pounds of crazy in a 1 pound bag. (the good, fun kid of crazy.)
October 21, 2025 at 10:42 AM
she was absolutely adorable. Also 10 pounds of crazy in a 1 pound bag. (the good, fun kid of crazy.)
Wanna try again?
“Unicorn” means one horned.
(Just because they’re chubby….)
“Unicorn” means one horned.
(Just because they’re chubby….)
October 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Wanna try again?
“Unicorn” means one horned.
(Just because they’re chubby….)
“Unicorn” means one horned.
(Just because they’re chubby….)
to apply a modern definition, 18 USC 2331, chapter 113b, part 1, defines terrorism as below.
keep in mind, we don't need to worry about the bits about "against the laws of the US," even though it would be, and similar contextual issues.
So yeah. I'd say so.
keep in mind, we don't need to worry about the bits about "against the laws of the US," even though it would be, and similar contextual issues.
So yeah. I'd say so.
October 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
to apply a modern definition, 18 USC 2331, chapter 113b, part 1, defines terrorism as below.
keep in mind, we don't need to worry about the bits about "against the laws of the US," even though it would be, and similar contextual issues.
So yeah. I'd say so.
keep in mind, we don't need to worry about the bits about "against the laws of the US," even though it would be, and similar contextual issues.
So yeah. I'd say so.
HEY! I know a Skittles, too. (here she is pretending like she totally meant to sploot.)
September 30, 2025 at 6:58 AM
HEY! I know a Skittles, too. (here she is pretending like she totally meant to sploot.)
Lev 25:44-46 kinda ruins the feel goods, though.
September 27, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Lev 25:44-46 kinda ruins the feel goods, though.
yup. it's a common set up for various handwriting practice things, like this page here. which might make it a bit more obvious. (this page, they're supposed to follow the dots the first time, then do them below without the dots.)
September 13, 2025 at 8:38 AM
yup. it's a common set up for various handwriting practice things, like this page here. which might make it a bit more obvious. (this page, they're supposed to follow the dots the first time, then do them below without the dots.)
Somebody shared this. Thought it'd make someone laugh. (and we need a laugh.)
August 28, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Somebody shared this. Thought it'd make someone laugh. (and we need a laugh.)
No? Just had a fun memory triggered.
This was Tootsie- coming to see what I was doing down at her level.
This was Tootsie- coming to see what I was doing down at her level.
August 14, 2025 at 6:53 AM
No? Just had a fun memory triggered.
This was Tootsie- coming to see what I was doing down at her level.
This was Tootsie- coming to see what I was doing down at her level.
Just to elaborate, I could say unicorns exist. You’d probably take issue with that, so I drop a photo- to which you say “hah! That’s rhino!”
Similarly, a DnD-atheist would discount the nature of the god as being a god, but not that they clearly exist or are powerful.
Similarly, a DnD-atheist would discount the nature of the god as being a god, but not that they clearly exist or are powerful.
August 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Just to elaborate, I could say unicorns exist. You’d probably take issue with that, so I drop a photo- to which you say “hah! That’s rhino!”
Similarly, a DnD-atheist would discount the nature of the god as being a god, but not that they clearly exist or are powerful.
Similarly, a DnD-atheist would discount the nature of the god as being a god, but not that they clearly exist or are powerful.
you know it's bad when you get Mr Rogers giving it twice.
August 1, 2025 at 8:48 AM
you know it's bad when you get Mr Rogers giving it twice.
![a sketch depicting the Boston Tea Party, with patriots storming ships of the British East India Company. The ship's hull is black and yellow, with it's sails furled, and St. George's cross flying off the spinacker pole (a red union jack on a white field.)
A red jolly boat in the foregrown with cargo, while in the background a diverse crowd was standing on the wharf.
In the words of Samuel Adams:
This is the most magnificent Movement of all. There is a Dignity, a Majesty, a Sublimity, in this last Effort of the Patriots, that I greatly admire. The People should never rise, without doing something to be remembered—something notable And striking. This Destruction of the Tea is so bold, so daring, so firm, intrepid and inflexible, and it must have so important Consequences, and so lasting, that I cant but consider it as an Epocha in History.[80]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ghmkuznaxgpcqbb2nazwihfn/bafkreicwfab2aitfqxh7b7b4p3jdz57dr242slkfg7sb2l3x25rzahxdmy@jpeg)
If that’s too much for you, then I’m just going to insist that The Great Fat Dildo is the creator of all things.
You can’t prove The Great Fat Dildo doesn’t exist. You better convert before the Great Fuckening.
Look, it even sent a sign!
You can’t prove The Great Fat Dildo doesn’t exist. You better convert before the Great Fuckening.
Look, it even sent a sign!
July 16, 2025 at 9:05 AM
If that’s too much for you, then I’m just going to insist that The Great Fat Dildo is the creator of all things.
You can’t prove The Great Fat Dildo doesn’t exist. You better convert before the Great Fuckening.
Look, it even sent a sign!
You can’t prove The Great Fat Dildo doesn’t exist. You better convert before the Great Fuckening.
Look, it even sent a sign!
Even at the end, this old girl was able to go from a napping rug-runt to carpet shark in the time it took a bit of carnitas to fall.
(Seriously, I’m pretty sure it didn’t even hit the floor.)
(Seriously, I’m pretty sure it didn’t even hit the floor.)
July 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Even at the end, this old girl was able to go from a napping rug-runt to carpet shark in the time it took a bit of carnitas to fall.
(Seriously, I’m pretty sure it didn’t even hit the floor.)
(Seriously, I’m pretty sure it didn’t even hit the floor.)
So I set up a webcam.
Clever of me right? Bastard used it as a perch. To date, all I ever get is a shot of his impressive manicure, and one grainy-as-hell photo from the distance as he was distracted by several others calling out.
Feller has a magnificent voice though.
Clever of me right? Bastard used it as a perch. To date, all I ever get is a shot of his impressive manicure, and one grainy-as-hell photo from the distance as he was distracted by several others calling out.
Feller has a magnificent voice though.
July 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
So I set up a webcam.
Clever of me right? Bastard used it as a perch. To date, all I ever get is a shot of his impressive manicure, and one grainy-as-hell photo from the distance as he was distracted by several others calling out.
Feller has a magnificent voice though.
Clever of me right? Bastard used it as a perch. To date, all I ever get is a shot of his impressive manicure, and one grainy-as-hell photo from the distance as he was distracted by several others calling out.
Feller has a magnificent voice though.
Just a reminder, if you want to be more than just “spared” frozen peas are better than bread.
July 13, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Just a reminder, if you want to be more than just “spared” frozen peas are better than bread.
I dunno. if we get over our prejudices, fruit bats can be quite cute.
July 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I dunno. if we get over our prejudices, fruit bats can be quite cute.
actually, you know what. here's the screen grab from biblegateway. I pulled the NRSVUE, but any of the translations basically say the same thing: you can take foreigners as slaves. (Ask yourself how one acquires them.) But israelites who sell themselves to you are "bonded servants" not slaves.
July 3, 2025 at 8:24 AM
actually, you know what. here's the screen grab from biblegateway. I pulled the NRSVUE, but any of the translations basically say the same thing: you can take foreigners as slaves. (Ask yourself how one acquires them.) But israelites who sell themselves to you are "bonded servants" not slaves.
She had then had the gall to give me this look like 'HAH! I coulda taken him! WALK AWAY COWARD!!!" as the bear decided it was too early for that shit.
I miss that nutter.
I miss that nutter.
July 1, 2025 at 12:03 PM
She had then had the gall to give me this look like 'HAH! I coulda taken him! WALK AWAY COWARD!!!" as the bear decided it was too early for that shit.
I miss that nutter.
I miss that nutter.