PSA

remember when you were a kid and the only thing that mattered was how good you could draw bart simpson

we gotta get back to that

free him

fun fact: drake is the only musician in history to be almost killed on television twice

sorry i've been so testy lately. it's just because of every single thing in the entire world

i just want to say for the record that it's bullshit that i still have to go to work even though democracy has collapsed

Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, and Paul Ryan walk into a bar. The bartender serves them tainted alcohol because there are no regulations. They die.

Walking into the thrift store and immediately having my MK Ultra programming activated by this dresser

Thinking about traumatizing my children

reminder to self: rest IS productive

Goddamn.

"Video games cause violence"

Meanwhile, me reloading my save because I accidentally made one of the characters sad

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else

i made a little meme about going to the farmers market