sophist
@sophist.bsky.social
Tarist, God-voler, Aravind dearer
Sheriff: this town ain't big enough fer the both of us
The Obsequious Cowboy: I think we can make it work
The Obsequious Cowboy: I think we can make it work
May 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Sheriff: this town ain't big enough fer the both of us
The Obsequious Cowboy: I think we can make it work
The Obsequious Cowboy: I think we can make it work
face down ass up that's the way I'm in bed tucked
May 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
face down ass up that's the way I'm in bed tucked
embossing many powerful spells and incantations on a roll of tinfoil wrapping it around myself and standing on my roof
May 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
embossing many powerful spells and incantations on a roll of tinfoil wrapping it around myself and standing on my roof
loosing a bunch of arrows roughly in the direction of my enemies who are hundreds of miles away
May 28, 2025 at 11:54 AM
loosing a bunch of arrows roughly in the direction of my enemies who are hundreds of miles away
youre gonna suck whatever I pull out this sleeve (proceeds to pull out 28ft of knotted together handkerchiefs)
May 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
youre gonna suck whatever I pull out this sleeve (proceeds to pull out 28ft of knotted together handkerchiefs)
accidentally took the dick station gas pill 😩
May 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
accidentally took the dick station gas pill 😩
when Natasha Bedingfield said release your inhibitions feel the rain on your skin... I felt that
May 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
when Natasha Bedingfield said release your inhibitions feel the rain on your skin... I felt that
knuckle tattoo NUCK TATS
May 21, 2025 at 12:42 PM
knuckle tattoo NUCK TATS
my uncle says he was in Vietnam but I think it must have been Laos or Burma or something because he only has like a 300 yard stare
April 16, 2025 at 12:11 PM
my uncle says he was in Vietnam but I think it must have been Laos or Burma or something because he only has like a 300 yard stare
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My ocean economist buddy says nows the time to bet on the sand dollar
April 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
My ocean economist buddy says nows the time to bet on the sand dollar
Drinking a concoction of bone broth and Gatorade I call Bonerade
April 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Drinking a concoction of bone broth and Gatorade I call Bonerade
if hugs and kisses were fishes and wishes I'd still be all alone 😅
March 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
if hugs and kisses were fishes and wishes I'd still be all alone 😅
jacking off imagining Elon onboard this thing
March 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
jacking off imagining Elon onboard this thing
hey I don't want to alarm anybody and I know this isn't how you wanted to start the new year, but I've just been informed that the floor is lava
January 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
hey I don't want to alarm anybody and I know this isn't how you wanted to start the new year, but I've just been informed that the floor is lava
usually I'm an atheist, but around this time of year I become deeply eggnogstic
December 26, 2024 at 12:06 AM
usually I'm an atheist, but around this time of year I become deeply eggnogstic
just sleigh mogged these reindeer
December 23, 2024 at 2:47 PM
just sleigh mogged these reindeer
Rudolph it's your fuckin nose
can't you see it scares the hoes
can't you see it scares the hoes
December 22, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Rudolph it's your fuckin nose
can't you see it scares the hoes
can't you see it scares the hoes
just got my 23 and Me results and it turns out I am 100% neanderthal
December 21, 2024 at 2:35 PM
just got my 23 and Me results and it turns out I am 100% neanderthal
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Work Bully: How coms't thou hither? A worm? (New girl blushes and turns away)
Bully's Henchman: You pebble! You stone! (Cronies laugh)
Me: (bravely standing) Let her alone.
Bully's Henchman: You pebble! You stone! (Cronies laugh)
Me: (bravely standing) Let her alone.
December 19, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Work Bully: How coms't thou hither? A worm? (New girl blushes and turns away)
Bully's Henchman: You pebble! You stone! (Cronies laugh)
Me: (bravely standing) Let her alone.
Bully's Henchman: You pebble! You stone! (Cronies laugh)
Me: (bravely standing) Let her alone.
need a stripper with a heart of gold to ruin my life
December 19, 2024 at 5:08 PM
need a stripper with a heart of gold to ruin my life
if my cloak is scaring some hoes, those are the hoes I want to be scared
December 15, 2024 at 6:45 PM
if my cloak is scaring some hoes, those are the hoes I want to be scared
mouse nietzsche: thus squake zarathustra
December 1, 2024 at 7:57 PM
mouse nietzsche: thus squake zarathustra
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beavers heard the word arboretum and thought it was arbor: eat 'em
November 30, 2024 at 1:17 PM
beavers heard the word arboretum and thought it was arbor: eat 'em
oh, is there a thanksball happening today? 😏
November 28, 2024 at 9:10 PM
oh, is there a thanksball happening today? 😏