If I ever text you a picture like this it means I’m about to die trying to pet a cheetah

Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.

Honored that my shenanigans can help fellow nerds around the world

Thanks to @schub.es and the Zürich #potterless show for preparing me for this moment🏅

married babies 🥺🤍 #cod

Anlässlich des #IDAHOBIT möchten wir auf die zunehmende und besorgniserregende Mobilisierung der extremen Rechten gegen queere Menschen aufmerksam machen.
Wir stehen zusammen. Denn
#Menschenwürde ist kein Privileg, sondern ein Grundrecht. #auchinBautzen
#CSDBautzen #BZ1008 #Bautzen #IDAHOBIT2025

da hat absolut nichts mit nichts mehr zu tun. #ESC

Glückwunsch JJ. Bin ehrlich, hab am Ende nichts mehr gerafft. Most random ESC ever somehow. #Eurovision #ESC2025 #ESC

Thank f**k for that. Well done Austria! I can unclench my a**hole now 😵‍💫 #eurovision #esc

A reminder for this Transgender Day of Visibility:

Trans people have always existed, and we always will. 

No president, politician, or court can change that.

*running my fingers over the books on the clearance table while I wait for my coffee order*

“no, I mustn’t”

Trumps USA: Wählt die AfD!

Putins Russland: Wählt die AfD!

Und ihr meint wirklich, diese Partei würde sich für die Interessen Deutschlands und des "kleinen Mannes" einsetzen?

For those who need to hear it today 🏳️‍🌈

Please be extra kind to the void today, there’s a lot of people out there screaming and the lines aren’t the void’s fault

Good morning

ich, wenn ihr eure haustiere postet

I open my Bluesky feed and it is full of really cool people saying really smart things and being really passionate about really interesting stuff.

I like this version of social media, and the world.

Thanks, folks.

We only rate dogs. This is clearly a Christmas tree. Yes there is another Christmas tree behind it, that's called having friends. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 14/10

Assuming all fanfiction is written poorly really just shows you've never been caught in the chokehold of a 150k slowburn that changed the course of your life at 2:40am written by someone whose username has 4 Zs in it and they only wrote one fic and then vanished like an ethereal legend.