Jay Metcalf
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Jay Metcalf
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🏳️‍🌈 (He/Him): Friend of the earth. Recruiter/Small Business Owner. I like mashed potatoes. Reality TV is fun (Survivor 49!!). Cat & Dog. PDX | CMH | IAH. #BeKind
The longest word in the English language typed entirely with the left hand: stewardesses.
November 21, 2025 at 8:49 AM
That headline… took a couple of read throughs to actually grasp.
November 18, 2025 at 6:08 AM
"Give them the money to use as they see fit" - OOO Good! Now do SNAP.
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Well hell... going to find the link for that showed me that there are remixes. Remixes. Chicken Remixes.
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
This is the most pro-criminal administration of our history. Just astonishing.
October 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I mean WTF, why stop there. Tear the whole thing down and build a high-rise. Maybe he can get far enough up to not hear the protesters.
October 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Just in case you were wondering if she might be gaining some sanity…
October 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I’ll take a page from his book and sue for $16 Billion.
October 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Thank you. We live in the Pearl and there were days when it was on a loop like every 15 minutes for HOURS- seems like an insane use of funds to watch us all walk our dogs and get coffee.
October 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Right? And people are being mean about it too.

It’s not a competition.
October 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
How was that again?
October 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I love my city. ❤️
October 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Has anyone asked for a list of the 8 wars he stopped?
October 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM