Jay Metcalf
@somohapian.com
🏳️🌈 (He/Him): Friend of the earth. Recruiter/Small Business Owner. I like mashed potatoes. Reality TV is fun (Survivor 49!!). Cat & Dog. PDX | CMH | IAH. #BeKind
What is even happening…
November 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
What is even happening…
Marketing copy on Q-Tips boxes. I think this is a good use for AI. We’ve said everything there is to say here. Let the robots handle it.
October 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Marketing copy on Q-Tips boxes. I think this is a good use for AI. We’ve said everything there is to say here. Let the robots handle it.
An email I received this morning. 👀
September 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
An email I received this morning. 👀
I walked through hell this morning, aka downtown Portland Oregon, with the dog.
September 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I walked through hell this morning, aka downtown Portland Oregon, with the dog.
This week’s window sign
August 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
This week’s window sign
Reddit is fun sometimes…
July 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Reddit is fun sometimes…
This is where I go to get away from the horrors of the world.
July 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This is where I go to get away from the horrors of the world.
Well. If nothing else you have me. Your friendly neighborhood gay weirdo who sometimes posts stuff other than the apocalypse. :)
July 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Well. If nothing else you have me. Your friendly neighborhood gay weirdo who sometimes posts stuff other than the apocalypse. :)
I offer this as proof that people will argue over anything.
June 29, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I offer this as proof that people will argue over anything.
Screen shot for whenever they delete the article.
June 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Screen shot for whenever they delete the article.
How do you distinguish ICE from a Taliban Militia?
June 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
How do you distinguish ICE from a Taliban Militia?
Let’s make him #1 fam!!!
June 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Let’s make him #1 fam!!!
Got my sign ready for tomorrow!! (Front and back)
June 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Got my sign ready for tomorrow!! (Front and back)
Never underestimate the DNC’s ability to clench defeat from the jaws of victory.
June 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Never underestimate the DNC’s ability to clench defeat from the jaws of victory.
West is done with my workweek, ready for the weekend.
May 31, 2025 at 12:48 AM
West is done with my workweek, ready for the weekend.
The last couple of window signs.
May 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The last couple of window signs.
