Jay Metcalf
@somohapian.com
🏳️🌈 (He/Him): Friend of the earth. Recruiter/Small Business Owner. I like mashed potatoes. Reality TV is fun (Survivor 49!!). Cat & Dog. PDX | CMH | IAH. #BeKind
If you’ve ever wondered what Portland is like…
It’s basically Bluesky. Lots of super liberal shit posters, some serious politics posters, porn and furries, with the occasional MAGA troll who wants to get yelled at.. for their kink. #pdx
It’s basically Bluesky. Lots of super liberal shit posters, some serious politics posters, porn and furries, with the occasional MAGA troll who wants to get yelled at.. for their kink. #pdx
November 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
If you’ve ever wondered what Portland is like…
It’s basically Bluesky. Lots of super liberal shit posters, some serious politics posters, porn and furries, with the occasional MAGA troll who wants to get yelled at.. for their kink. #pdx
It’s basically Bluesky. Lots of super liberal shit posters, some serious politics posters, porn and furries, with the occasional MAGA troll who wants to get yelled at.. for their kink. #pdx
What is even happening…
November 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
What is even happening…
A 50-year mortgage is just fancy 'paying rent.'
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
A 50-year mortgage is just fancy 'paying rent.'
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'Post & Pray' is a gamble.
You're depending on luck.
You're depending on luck.
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
'Post & Pray' is a gamble.
You're depending on luck.
You're depending on luck.
I am doing things at my day job!! I’ve been so afraid to do videos for business stuff but, I did it anyhow.
Full-time recruiter too much.
Agency fees too high.
There’s a smarter middle ground — Fractional Recruiting.
On-demand support. Flat monthly fee.
Worth a chat?
Learn more: metcalfsearch.com/fractional-recruiting
#FractionalRecruiting #Hiring #SmallBusiness
Agency fees too high.
There’s a smarter middle ground — Fractional Recruiting.
On-demand support. Flat monthly fee.
Worth a chat?
Learn more: metcalfsearch.com/fractional-recruiting
#FractionalRecruiting #Hiring #SmallBusiness
October 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I am doing things at my day job!! I’ve been so afraid to do videos for business stuff but, I did it anyhow.
Oh! Tell me again about the part where he says he doesn’t take his $400k government salary!!!
Breaking News: President Trump wants $230 million from the Justice Department for investigating him, people familiar with the matter say. Any settlement might ultimately be approved by senior department officials who defended him or those in his orbit. nyti.ms/4hmIi5X
October 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Oh! Tell me again about the part where he says he doesn’t take his $400k government salary!!!
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What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity.
And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
October 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity.
And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
Marketing copy on Q-Tips boxes. I think this is a good use for AI. We’ve said everything there is to say here. Let the robots handle it.
October 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Marketing copy on Q-Tips boxes. I think this is a good use for AI. We’ve said everything there is to say here. Let the robots handle it.
❤️ Portland proud
Discovered near the ICE facility in Portland this morning.
October 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
❤️ Portland proud
Sorry, but referring to ICE and their groupies as “law enforcement” is a disservice and the wrong language.
It’s not semantics- they aren’t enforcing laws.
It’s not semantics- they aren’t enforcing laws.
October 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Sorry, but referring to ICE and their groupies as “law enforcement” is a disservice and the wrong language.
It’s not semantics- they aren’t enforcing laws.
It’s not semantics- they aren’t enforcing laws.
I wonder how much it costs to fly these helicopters nonstop over Portland where federal “law enforcement” is neither required or desired.
October 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I wonder how much it costs to fly these helicopters nonstop over Portland where federal “law enforcement” is neither required or desired.
The whole speech. I can’t pronounce her last name yet, but I will learn it.
youtu.be/-3qrs5atomI?...
youtu.be/-3qrs5atomI?...
Kat Speaks at Broadview ICE Facility Press Conference | Kat Abughazaleh for Illinois
YouTube video by Kat Abughazaleh
youtu.be
October 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
The whole speech. I can’t pronounce her last name yet, but I will learn it.
youtu.be/-3qrs5atomI?...
youtu.be/-3qrs5atomI?...
This is the energy. Yes yes yes.
October 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This is the energy. Yes yes yes.
Ok. Imma say a thing. @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social - you’re never gonna be president. You don’t have to be careful.
You can actually fight.
You can actually fight.
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Ok. Imma say a thing. @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social - you’re never gonna be president. You don’t have to be careful.
You can actually fight.
You can actually fight.
Pete Hegseth in front of the generals today was basically a Grindr profile.
“Looking for warrior ethos alpha males! No fats no fems. Host only.”
“Looking for warrior ethos alpha males! No fats no fems. Host only.”
September 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Pete Hegseth in front of the generals today was basically a Grindr profile.
“Looking for warrior ethos alpha males! No fats no fems. Host only.”
“Looking for warrior ethos alpha males! No fats no fems. Host only.”
An email I received this morning. 👀
September 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
An email I received this morning. 👀
So in the course of a week they;
Pissed off people who care about free speech (cancelled Kimmel)
Pissed off MAGA and got the dreaded presidential angry tweet (un-cancelled Kimmel)
Pissed off remaining subscriber base (price hike)
Excellent work Disney. Top notch.
Pissed off people who care about free speech (cancelled Kimmel)
Pissed off MAGA and got the dreaded presidential angry tweet (un-cancelled Kimmel)
Pissed off remaining subscriber base (price hike)
Excellent work Disney. Top notch.
* DISNEY IS RAISING THE PRICE OF DISNEY PLUS SUBSCRIPTIONS FROM OCTOBER 21ST - THE VERGE
@theverge.com @reuters.com $DIS
@theverge.com @reuters.com $DIS
September 24, 2025 at 7:36 AM
So in the course of a week they;
Pissed off people who care about free speech (cancelled Kimmel)
Pissed off MAGA and got the dreaded presidential angry tweet (un-cancelled Kimmel)
Pissed off remaining subscriber base (price hike)
Excellent work Disney. Top notch.
Pissed off people who care about free speech (cancelled Kimmel)
Pissed off MAGA and got the dreaded presidential angry tweet (un-cancelled Kimmel)
Pissed off remaining subscriber base (price hike)
Excellent work Disney. Top notch.
I walked through hell this morning, aka downtown Portland Oregon, with the dog.
September 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I walked through hell this morning, aka downtown Portland Oregon, with the dog.
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The Third Reich didn't last 1,000 years.
Pinochet was ousted with a referendum.
And the US isn't exactly dealing with the smartest, most competent fascists.
Those of you insisting that 2025 is forever need to read a book, touch grass, go to therapy, anything other than trying to make others quit.
Pinochet was ousted with a referendum.
And the US isn't exactly dealing with the smartest, most competent fascists.
Those of you insisting that 2025 is forever need to read a book, touch grass, go to therapy, anything other than trying to make others quit.
September 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The Third Reich didn't last 1,000 years.
Pinochet was ousted with a referendum.
And the US isn't exactly dealing with the smartest, most competent fascists.
Those of you insisting that 2025 is forever need to read a book, touch grass, go to therapy, anything other than trying to make others quit.
Pinochet was ousted with a referendum.
And the US isn't exactly dealing with the smartest, most competent fascists.
Those of you insisting that 2025 is forever need to read a book, touch grass, go to therapy, anything other than trying to make others quit.
The evolution of “liberal college radicalism” from mamby-pamby snowflakes with their safe spaces to murder lunatics with large guns has been quite the glow up.
September 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The evolution of “liberal college radicalism” from mamby-pamby snowflakes with their safe spaces to murder lunatics with large guns has been quite the glow up.
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“Ooh, can you put it on speaker? I want to hear 911 laugh at you.”
A man in Washington, DC, plays the Imperial March from Star Wars while following patrolling soldiers. One of the soldiers threatens to call the police.
September 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
“Ooh, can you put it on speaker? I want to hear 911 laugh at you.”