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Elder Darks
Gay
SFW mostly
Pinned
Me or whatever
this is so good… like porn parody has been a thing forever but the levels of ijbol this has are asstronomical
i dont even have a funny caption i just wanted to share this with the group
November 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Going afk in Satisfactory so my mats stock up. Also, just learned about manifolding and now I gotta redo some shit after my nap
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
BTW… if elden ring and MTG teamed up… I would go broke for the month
November 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Lowkey, I kinda think a mandatory service or training will be pushed here at some point and the communal showers are gonna be brain melting..
French President Emmanuel Macron is resurrecting the concept of military service as a rite of passage for young people, part of a broader push to put Europe on a war footing.
Military Youth Service, a Cold War Relic, Makes a Comeback in France
President Emmanuel Macron is reviving the practice as European countries look for ways to mobilize the masses to counter Russia.
on.wsj.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Grosss, only juicy meat I wanna see is cawk and bawls
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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OWE ZERGE’s (1884-1960) paintings hang in prominent museums world-wide reflecting his respect as a Swedish naturalist painter. His portrayals of youths were not sexualized but rooted in older artistic traditions where the young body symbolized vitality, innocence & the purity of nature.
#gay #art
November 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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i’m lowkey asexual 32% of the time
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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how it feels to be a quote tweet content farm pig
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Steam Room
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Right?!? I joked about Cynthia Erivo suddenly doing the Dune scream
why is the end of wicked dune
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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these freaks are doing absolutely terrifying stuff on a wholesale basis. probably more horror than anyone will ever really know
ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
i know ai psychosis is trending but I’m still on rapturetok. like wtf happened there… how is it that collectively these huge mass hysteria and psychosis events happen and pass like nothing. So our species just does that?! Like…
November 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Half day or no hmmm
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I think a slide is possible… and even though PreP messaging got through really well with millennials. The culture shift around sex, purity and promiscuity with young folks is leaving spaces where safe sex education/practice is missing…
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
i think it’s cool how sides and the solosexual/bator community found a firm foothold in the space that covid n monkeypox created
Gays that don’t participate in penetration:
Everyone knows the sides are the real stars.
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Between ai, book piracy and the regulations that choke nsfw writers from monetizing… idk it’s bleak. God, I forgot the decline of literacy too.
A reminder that the median book deal for a debut author in the UK is £7000, paid over 12-18 months. (from 2022 Society of Authors report). Some of your favourite writers are struggling. societyofauthors.org/2022/12/06/a....
A profession struggling to sustain itself - The Society of Authors
ALCS report on author incomes shows 60% drop in median incomes since 2006
societyofauthors.org
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Spent my evening building coal factories 😵‍💫
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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how it feels to be the guest star in a threesome with a married couple
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Bagels being hard to find cuz starbucks ate up all the coffee shops
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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More wonder
less republicans
November 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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If you like Studio Ghibli, Knives Out, The Owl House, or Frankenstein, here’s what the creators are saying about A/I.

🚫 SAY NO TO GEN A/I 🚫
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Zohran Mamdani standing beside the President of the United States just said that the US is funding Israel's genocide and yet can't take care of its own unhoused children on live television.

I never thought I'd see something like that in my lifetime
November 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
*noises*
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM