Austin Hayes
@somewhat-human.bsky.social
A childless Diet Goth from Dallas who indulges in old black and white scary B movies and techno pop music.
I predict that only fans will be dying within two years, thanks to A.I. generated adult content merging with on command technologies.
April 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I predict that only fans will be dying within two years, thanks to A.I. generated adult content merging with on command technologies.
Imagine the noises he makes while dumping his load.
April 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Imagine the noises he makes while dumping his load.
This is not going to make their movies suck less.
March 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
This is not going to make their movies suck less.
Train? I think you mean 58.
March 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Train? I think you mean 58.
It's not mine if I don't lick it.
March 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It's not mine if I don't lick it.
Awww... Someone is having the day they voted for. That is just precious.
March 29, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Awww... Someone is having the day they voted for. That is just precious.
Why does he always look as though his internal monolog is "That was not just a fart."?
March 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Why does he always look as though his internal monolog is "That was not just a fart."?
*Watches a pretty woman in black nail polish snubbing authority by downgrading said authority's title.*
Be still my fluttering heart...
Be still my fluttering heart...
March 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
*Watches a pretty woman in black nail polish snubbing authority by downgrading said authority's title.*
Be still my fluttering heart...
Be still my fluttering heart...
Curse you, standards! Curse youuuuu!
*shakes fist*
*shakes fist*
March 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Curse you, standards! Curse youuuuu!
*shakes fist*
*shakes fist*
*Checks profile*
Confirmed!!!
Confirmed!!!
March 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
*Checks profile*
Confirmed!!!
Confirmed!!!
Is that how large the font is going to be?
"What does your shirt say?"
*stretches out arms*
"What does your shirt say?"
*stretches out arms*
March 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Is that how large the font is going to be?
"What does your shirt say?"
*stretches out arms*
"What does your shirt say?"
*stretches out arms*
Do not worry, JD (stands for Juicy Dump). We understand that you, too, are just as capable of making the USA look horrible.
March 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Do not worry, JD (stands for Juicy Dump). We understand that you, too, are just as capable of making the USA look horrible.
The sound of the live performance to this song has drastically improved over the years.
March 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The sound of the live performance to this song has drastically improved over the years.
