Austin Hayes
@somewhat-human.bsky.social
A childless Diet Goth from Dallas who indulges in old black and white scary B movies and techno pop music.
My upbringing has prepared me for this.
But don't worry, we're "not" in a recession.
But don't worry, we're "not" in a recession.
April 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
My upbringing has prepared me for this.
But don't worry, we're "not" in a recession.
But don't worry, we're "not" in a recession.
After the world has collapsed, and society has found itself in a mad max type scenario, you can find me rolling through the desert blaring the Venga Boys.
April 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
After the world has collapsed, and society has found itself in a mad max type scenario, you can find me rolling through the desert blaring the Venga Boys.
My documentary
Dark Sanctuary:
The Story of The Church
is now available to rent or
download from Amazon.
#goth #gothic #dallas #club #techno #fetish
@thechurchdallas.bsky.social
@starckclub.bsky.social
youtu.be/gaLo_7h2gaM?...
Dark Sanctuary:
The Story of The Church
is now available to rent or
download from Amazon.
#goth #gothic #dallas #club #techno #fetish
@thechurchdallas.bsky.social
@starckclub.bsky.social
youtu.be/gaLo_7h2gaM?...
Dark Sanctuary: The Story of The Church | Feature Documentary | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Spectrograph Films
youtu.be
April 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
My documentary
Dark Sanctuary:
The Story of The Church
is now available to rent or
download from Amazon.
#goth #gothic #dallas #club #techno #fetish
@thechurchdallas.bsky.social
@starckclub.bsky.social
youtu.be/gaLo_7h2gaM?...
Dark Sanctuary:
The Story of The Church
is now available to rent or
download from Amazon.
#goth #gothic #dallas #club #techno #fetish
@thechurchdallas.bsky.social
@starckclub.bsky.social
youtu.be/gaLo_7h2gaM?...
Without watching a single episode of White Lotus
I can not shake the feeling that the show is not better than (1987) Unsolved Mysteries or even the Unsolved Mysteries' theme song?
I can not shake the feeling that the show is not better than (1987) Unsolved Mysteries or even the Unsolved Mysteries' theme song?
March 31, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Without watching a single episode of White Lotus
I can not shake the feeling that the show is not better than (1987) Unsolved Mysteries or even the Unsolved Mysteries' theme song?
I can not shake the feeling that the show is not better than (1987) Unsolved Mysteries or even the Unsolved Mysteries' theme song?
Within two years, someone will create an A.I. pornographic subscription service that replaces Only Fans.
Radical conservatives will only be concerned about the decrease in women having babies, not how it mentally affects men.
Radical conservatives will only be concerned about the decrease in women having babies, not how it mentally affects men.
March 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Within two years, someone will create an A.I. pornographic subscription service that replaces Only Fans.
Radical conservatives will only be concerned about the decrease in women having babies, not how it mentally affects men.
Radical conservatives will only be concerned about the decrease in women having babies, not how it mentally affects men.
In Texas, it is illegal to own more than 6 dildos.
But the number of guns a person can own is unlimited.
But the number of guns a person can own is unlimited.
March 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
In Texas, it is illegal to own more than 6 dildos.
But the number of guns a person can own is unlimited.
But the number of guns a person can own is unlimited.
Taking out a few electric cars is domestic terrorism?
Back in my day, if you wanted to be a terrorist you had to take out a plane, a tower, or take off someone's head.
Back in my day, if you wanted to be a terrorist you had to take out a plane, a tower, or take off someone's head.
March 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Taking out a few electric cars is domestic terrorism?
Back in my day, if you wanted to be a terrorist you had to take out a plane, a tower, or take off someone's head.
Back in my day, if you wanted to be a terrorist you had to take out a plane, a tower, or take off someone's head.
Back in my day, we called clown Goths Juggalos.
March 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Back in my day, we called clown Goths Juggalos.
Maturity is passing on the club and opting for Beast Wars: Transformers.
March 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Maturity is passing on the club and opting for Beast Wars: Transformers.
My prediction to the Kennedy assassination:
It was Professor Plum, with the rope, in the library.
It was Professor Plum, with the rope, in the library.
March 20, 2025 at 12:38 PM
My prediction to the Kennedy assassination:
It was Professor Plum, with the rope, in the library.
It was Professor Plum, with the rope, in the library.
Kids these days are wild.
They would rather get caught humping their step sister than get caught wearing sideburns.
They would rather get caught humping their step sister than get caught wearing sideburns.
March 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Kids these days are wild.
They would rather get caught humping their step sister than get caught wearing sideburns.
They would rather get caught humping their step sister than get caught wearing sideburns.
When life gets me down,
I remind myself that the
Streets Of Rage 2 soundtrack had no reason to be so good.
But here we are.
I remind myself that the
Streets Of Rage 2 soundtrack had no reason to be so good.
But here we are.
March 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
When life gets me down,
I remind myself that the
Streets Of Rage 2 soundtrack had no reason to be so good.
But here we are.
I remind myself that the
Streets Of Rage 2 soundtrack had no reason to be so good.
But here we are.
Reminds me so much of my home planet Techtronic, where we invented various types of electronic music.
(We did not create dub_step.)
(We did not create dub_step.)
March 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Reminds me so much of my home planet Techtronic, where we invented various types of electronic music.
(We did not create dub_step.)
(We did not create dub_step.)
"Love Fool" by The Cardigans is the best pop song recorded in the last 50... No! 60 years.
March 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"Love Fool" by The Cardigans is the best pop song recorded in the last 50... No! 60 years.
This is the newest single from my band, Happy Phantom. I hope you enjoy.
#goth #gothic #postpunk #darkwave #synth #music #voodoo
youtu.be/kXblANRAOBk
#goth #gothic #postpunk #darkwave #synth #music #voodoo
youtu.be/kXblANRAOBk
HAPPY PHANTOM - Ten Fathoms Deep (Official Video)
YouTube video by PilatusVideos
youtu.be
March 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Happy 3/11!
Come original!
Come original!
March 12, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Happy 3/11!
Come original!
Come original!
I would give anything to feel the unbridled joy
I felt in 2008, when I heard Tourettes Guy shout
"Bob Sagat" for the first time.
I felt in 2008, when I heard Tourettes Guy shout
"Bob Sagat" for the first time.
March 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I would give anything to feel the unbridled joy
I felt in 2008, when I heard Tourettes Guy shout
"Bob Sagat" for the first time.
I felt in 2008, when I heard Tourettes Guy shout
"Bob Sagat" for the first time.
Did we do it?
Did we save the daylight?
Did we save the daylight?
March 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Did we do it?
Did we save the daylight?
Did we save the daylight?
Gulf of America, blah blah blah. Dude! Get rid of daylight savings.
March 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Gulf of America, blah blah blah. Dude! Get rid of daylight savings.
So Dolly Parton is single.
March 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
So Dolly Parton is single.
If you are going to shake a cane at someone as a means of disapproval, up the threat level by bringing one of those canes with a sword in it.
March 6, 2025 at 4:26 AM
If you are going to shake a cane at someone as a means of disapproval, up the threat level by bringing one of those canes with a sword in it.
I have started asking people on the next door app if the coyotes they see in the neighborhoods are building acme branded products.
March 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I have started asking people on the next door app if the coyotes they see in the neighborhoods are building acme branded products.
At this point, if the US national anthem is to be sung, a congress person should be made to do so. Spare the innocent.
March 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
At this point, if the US national anthem is to be sung, a congress person should be made to do so. Spare the innocent.
If I could have dinner with anyone alive or dead, it would have to be Donald Trump, dead.
March 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
If I could have dinner with anyone alive or dead, it would have to be Donald Trump, dead.