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Austin Hayes
@somewhat-human.bsky.social
A childless Diet Goth from Dallas who indulges in old black and white scary B movies and techno pop music.
My upbringing has prepared me for this.
But don't worry, we're "not" in a recession.
April 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Imagine the noises he makes while dumping his load.
April 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Kids these days are wild.
They would rather get caught humping their step sister than get caught wearing sideburns.
March 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Reminds me so much of my home planet Techtronic, where we invented various types of electronic music.
(We did not create dub_step.)
March 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
May he live long enough to see all he loves die.
February 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Black from head to...
my colorful socks. (Hidden under big stompy boots, of course.)
February 17, 2025 at 3:56 AM
My teachers would be so proud.
February 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM