Austin Hayes
@somewhat-human.bsky.social
A childless Diet Goth from Dallas who indulges in old black and white scary B movies and techno pop music.
My upbringing has prepared me for this.
But don't worry, we're "not" in a recession.
But don't worry, we're "not" in a recession.
April 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
My upbringing has prepared me for this.
But don't worry, we're "not" in a recession.
But don't worry, we're "not" in a recession.
Imagine the noises he makes while dumping his load.
April 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Imagine the noises he makes while dumping his load.
Kids these days are wild.
They would rather get caught humping their step sister than get caught wearing sideburns.
They would rather get caught humping their step sister than get caught wearing sideburns.
March 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Kids these days are wild.
They would rather get caught humping their step sister than get caught wearing sideburns.
They would rather get caught humping their step sister than get caught wearing sideburns.
Reminds me so much of my home planet Techtronic, where we invented various types of electronic music.
(We did not create dub_step.)
(We did not create dub_step.)
March 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Reminds me so much of my home planet Techtronic, where we invented various types of electronic music.
(We did not create dub_step.)
(We did not create dub_step.)
May he live long enough to see all he loves die.
February 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
May he live long enough to see all he loves die.
Black from head to...
my colorful socks. (Hidden under big stompy boots, of course.)
my colorful socks. (Hidden under big stompy boots, of course.)
February 17, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Black from head to...
my colorful socks. (Hidden under big stompy boots, of course.)
my colorful socks. (Hidden under big stompy boots, of course.)
My teachers would be so proud.
February 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
My teachers would be so proud.