somethingdani.bsky.social
somethingdani.bsky.social
@somethingdani.bsky.social
It's the time of year your pedant friends would like to remind you:

1) it's savinG not savingS, and

2) stop writing EST/PST on things, that doesn't exist anymore until November. EDT/PDT, or just write ET/PT.
March 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Do 🫵 you 🧕🏻🙏🏻✝️ mean to tell 🗣️🗣️ me 🧑🏻‍✈️🚢 🎖️ that my children 👩🏻👩🏼🧑🏼🧑🏻👧🏼👧🏻👧🏻 have been 🏃🏻‍♀️🌲 roaming 🤸🏻‍♀️🌳about Salzburg 🇦🇹 dressed 👗🥻 up 👘💃🏻 in 🚫 nothing 🙅🏻‍♀️ but some 🏚️ old 🧓🏻👴🏻 drapes 🪟🏳️🧶🧵🪡?!
March 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Socrates was a classic poster. He just walked up to people and asked them what they believed in, then he’d say it was stupid and yell at them. He argued with everybody until he was legally compelled to kill himself. Not one of us has that commitment
February 2, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Everything's fine. 🫠
January 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I am once again begging someone to invent sedation travel where you just knock me out and I wake up in the destination city.
January 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
@olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social hey, @jointheschwarz.bsky.social and I are trying to find Why Everything Costs Money again. I link people to it so often, but I lost the new URL 😭
January 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Watched Nosferatu and one of the side effects of being culturally Catholic is the ability to clock actors who are not used to making the sign of the cross.
December 27, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Now is a good time to start educating New Yorkers about jury nullification. Just in case.
December 4, 2024 at 9:11 PM
There are 3 Gen Z-ers at this Thanksgiving and no one who can explain the NewJeans situation to me.
November 29, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Just spent a while scrolling and did not learn any new racial slurs or accidentally stumble across any accounts dedicated to posting solely White Nationalist memes. Pretty refreshing!!
November 28, 2024 at 2:34 AM
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This made me laugh out loud
November 27, 2024 at 11:59 PM
What I need is for someone on the Internet to make a single 2 hour compilation video of Ariana and Cynthia acting completely crazed in Wicked junkets.
November 28, 2024 at 1:52 AM
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someone needs to put this in a development economics lecture
November 20, 2024 at 1:04 PM
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I think the best part may be that you can’t tell if The Onion has taken over yet.
November 14, 2024 at 2:58 PM
@olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social my therapist recommended Elite Capture to me today 🥰. It was a very cool moment.
October 17, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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irl lol
March 21, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Still in shock Nieman Marcus charged that lady so much for a cookie recipe. Absolutely shaken.
February 25, 2024 at 4:43 PM
@jointheschwarz.bsky.social "your teammate sends you a cryptic message and stops responding. You don't know where she is."

Me: "ok. Do I have find friends on her phone?"

@jointheschwarz.bsky.social " *sigh* .... if you'd like to ruin the game, you can spend two equipment points on a cell phone."
August 20, 2023 at 9:18 PM