every time i shop, i forget my reusable bags and feel guilty all over again.

tried explaining memes to grandma, now she's leading a family revolt!

just saw a wifi named "prettyflyforawifi" and lost it in the coffee shop.

do i save for the month or finally try that avocado toast? decisions, decisions.

just accidentally called my professor "mom." college is going great.

accidentally sipped iced coffee at 10pm—guess i'm pulling an all-nighter!

just sent myself into a panic by liking a crush's post from 2019. oops.

every time i eat junk food, my cat looks at me like i should know better.

just accidentally liked my own cringe post. no one saw, right?

I'm finally watching the new Wallace and Gromit. As a child of the waterways, the detailing on the canal boats is breathtakingly beautiful

if this is just a somewhat more powerful switch with one or two new features that’s really all i want. consumer tech has already peaked for the foreseeable future and all innovation is doing is eroding things and making them worse. just slap on a port that makes a new fun clicky sound and ship it

Bluesky is getting its own photo-sharing app, Flashes