Soft In The Conch
@softintheconch.bsky.social
America’s favorite nobody™️ I like tiki bars/cocktails, Exotica music, Palm Springs and mid century modern design.
People in Walnut Hills won’t be getting out of bed tomorrow.
December 4, 2025 at 4:41 AM
People in Walnut Hills won’t be getting out of bed tomorrow.
I'm going to file a trademark request for Ham Map®️
December 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I'm going to file a trademark request for Ham Map®️
When the oceans rise, I'll be sitting pretty!
December 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
When the oceans rise, I'll be sitting pretty!
They've got a housing shortage here. But I don't think living on top of everyone is the solution they think everyone wants.
December 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
They've got a housing shortage here. But I don't think living on top of everyone is the solution they think everyone wants.
I was on Zillow just looking.
December 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I was on Zillow just looking.
Now batting for the Vatican Sluggers, it’s the Bishop of “Home,” Pope Leo.
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Now batting for the Vatican Sluggers, it’s the Bishop of “Home,” Pope Leo.
Do you want to try it? I find it odd that people outside the US don’t want to try it. I like to try things other cultures have.
November 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Do you want to try it? I find it odd that people outside the US don’t want to try it. I like to try things other cultures have.
Yeah. That’s a lot. Well enjoy the pie.
November 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Yeah. That’s a lot. Well enjoy the pie.
I want some more pumpkin pie, but I don't want the calories. I had a very small piece. I was the only one who wanted it last night. What's wrong with people?
November 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I want some more pumpkin pie, but I don't want the calories. I had a very small piece. I was the only one who wanted it last night. What's wrong with people?
Just beam out the contents and go back for thirds.
November 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Just beam out the contents and go back for thirds.
I've got to do that too, but I just cleaned my bathroom, so I don't want to mess it up.
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I've got to do that too, but I just cleaned my bathroom, so I don't want to mess it up.
I'm keeping my eyes out for the Brawny paper towel man.
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I'm keeping my eyes out for the Brawny paper towel man.
Not spelled whoreder.
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Not spelled whoreder.
I don't know how that makes sense. But sure. I could change my last post to double wide multiplex, and we can do it again.
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I don't know how that makes sense. But sure. I could change my last post to double wide multiplex, and we can do it again.