Soft In The Conch
@softintheconch.bsky.social
America’s favorite nobody™️ I like tiki bars/cocktails, Exotica music, Palm Springs and mid century modern design.
$4.599 a gallon. And here’s the breakdown.
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
$4.599 a gallon. And here’s the breakdown.
Now they've come for this big tree on the other side. There won't be any trees or shade left.
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Now they've come for this big tree on the other side. There won't be any trees or shade left.
There's the last one.
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
There's the last one.
So long palm trees. I liked seeing them from my window.
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
So long palm trees. I liked seeing them from my window.
Red Alert! The focaccia is about to go into the oven.
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Red Alert! The focaccia is about to go into the oven.
Look what we got going here. The start of a Christmas pudding.
November 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Look what we got going here. The start of a Christmas pudding.
Did you know you can pay a man stick his finger in your mouth, and it's totally legal if you call it a copay?
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Did you know you can pay a man stick his finger in your mouth, and it's totally legal if you call it a copay?
$98 dollars for 2 bags of groceries, and I didn't even get anything for lunches this week. The killers were the coffee, bacon and red meat. I guess I'll have to switch to Postum and Sizzlean.
October 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
$98 dollars for 2 bags of groceries, and I didn't even get anything for lunches this week. The killers were the coffee, bacon and red meat. I guess I'll have to switch to Postum and Sizzlean.
Gas report: $4.40. @bigfattyonline.bsky.social
September 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Gas report: $4.40. @bigfattyonline.bsky.social
I resisted the call of Utz pickle potato chips, but I got some real pickles.
September 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I resisted the call of Utz pickle potato chips, but I got some real pickles.
I spent $111, but I saved $18.35!
September 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I spent $111, but I saved $18.35!
Finally, a breakfast cereal for me!
September 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Finally, a breakfast cereal for me!
Greed. Unfettered greed.
September 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Greed. Unfettered greed.
I see. Lemon curd is more like a lemon custard. Used in baking or put it on your scone.
September 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I see. Lemon curd is more like a lemon custard. Used in baking or put it on your scone.
Tom Paris’ caboose in dad jeans.
August 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Tom Paris’ caboose in dad jeans.
Did you know you can repair your vertical blinds instead of replacing the slat when the tiny fragile tab at the top breaks? Better living through 3M chemistry!
August 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Did you know you can repair your vertical blinds instead of replacing the slat when the tiny fragile tab at the top breaks? Better living through 3M chemistry!
That seems pretty good to me. #PHI #BloodPressure
August 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
That seems pretty good to me. #PHI #BloodPressure
What kind of geomancy is this putting a rock in a crockpot?
August 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
What kind of geomancy is this putting a rock in a crockpot?