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soderbear.bsky.social
@soderbear.bsky.social
Finally went through this phase.
August 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
My sister has completed her Pacific Northwest transformation, and now has a personal crow.
June 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I will find and kill God.
June 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Apparently, totally a coincidence that they've got "Hundreds of Beavers" along with this other programming.
May 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Deep cut
I see a lot of you are worried about your stocks so I’m glad I invested all my money in the one asset that will NEVER decline in value: tulips
April 7, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Invoked and explained Madmartigan (and then Mr. Kilmer generally) several times last weekend to a younger group. This one's for you Val.
April 2, 2025 at 12:29 PM
There are monsters well above my ability to dispatch in Saint Louis.
March 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
It's infuriating the amount of bandwidth given to buyers remorse voters. They got exactly what they voted for! They don't deserve compassion or consideration! We are not at fault for dangerous morons and selfish villains! Fuck em!

Their regret couldn't be more meaningless.
February 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I don't want this to be stolen from the Scots, because "Wankpanzer" is definitely something they came up with decades ago to describe any oversized/compensator vehicle. That said, it does work beautifully here on the world's least beautiful vehicle.
February 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The 17-pounder gun was a beautiful way to liquidate fascists. 🫡
(1945.) An "Archer", a 17-pounder gun on a Valentine chassis, in action. 655 were produced. #WW2 #HISTORY
February 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
She's gorgeous
(September 1944.) A beauty. A Seafire XV, a naval version of the Spitfire. #WW2 #HISTORY
February 18, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I was given a new candy pouch, which is good because the last candy pouch stopped being proper in 2006.
February 18, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Nothing more damning to a city than a championship sports win. And when it comes to tonight's game, well, we should sing a chorus of relief and glee.

Philadelphia delenda est.
February 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
My appreciation to @stellacheeks.bsky.social for talking me off the most ridiculous roof of anxiety re: DMing for a chill group. I actually had some fun! I didn't know that was in the cards for the person behind the dice screen.
February 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Sure, fair, it was some "Roman Salute", which just happens to be the exact one Mussolini used for the Fascists in Italy. He went for a deep cut.

Speaking of deep cuts, Mussolini ended up upside down impaled on a meat hook.
January 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I think a lot about those people who, in the wake of a great unmasking, divorce themselves from family/old friendships. I know they must suffer for it, and I really respect it.
November 24, 2024 at 2:48 PM
I take it this is a cleaner, saner social media space?
November 23, 2024 at 3:00 AM