Finally went through this phase.

My sister has completed her Pacific Northwest transformation, and now has a personal crow.

I will find and kill God.

Apparently, totally a coincidence that they've got "Hundreds of Beavers" along with this other programming.

Invoked and explained Madmartigan (and then Mr. Kilmer generally) several times last weekend to a younger group. This one's for you Val.

There are monsters well above my ability to dispatch in Saint Louis.

I don't want this to be stolen from the Scots, because "Wankpanzer" is definitely something they came up with decades ago to describe any oversized/compensator vehicle. That said, it does work beautifully here on the world's least beautiful vehicle.

I was given a new candy pouch, which is good because the last candy pouch stopped being proper in 2006.

I take it this is a cleaner, saner social media space?