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For every post of mine that you don't like, I'll be donating $1 to the "Bees Attacking Orphans" charity.
I've eaten hundreds of silica gel packets and I'm fine.
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 AM
The intercontinental ballistic missile impacts your house.
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Breaking into houses just to leave a sticky note that says "No one will believe you."
November 16, 2025 at 9:12 AM
To combat people falling asleep at the wheel, I'd like to propose the deployable glove compartment weasel.
November 16, 2025 at 6:22 AM
The woke left took away my lactase.
November 15, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Sister, what were YOU doing at the devils sacriment!?
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The crimes I could commit against an unattended crumbl cookie location would be talked about for years.
November 6, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Gaming keyboard, but it's teeth.
November 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This bitch could really use $50 right about now.
October 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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(throwing up blood) uh oh i did not eat that much blood
October 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
What'd I do?
October 14, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Peppermint tea has saved my life
October 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
At 100 followers, my loyal subjects shall be granted 1 extra bowl of gruel at dinnertime.
October 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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This generic acetaminophen had an Amtrak ACS-64, four Amfleet 1 cars, a Conrail EMD GP15-1, and some Conrail rolling stock in it. The problem is more serious than I thought.
September 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Dude has to make fanart of my YT character but he isn't following me /lh
Guys I'm trying my best to do better on social media BUT I have nobody to follow!

Give me your best suggestions! Bluesky and Twitter pls <3
September 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
We need more movies about dragons they are cool as hell.
September 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I'm too lazy, you make the bluesky post this time.
September 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Ahah stress is so crazy. Hit me with a truck.
September 16, 2025 at 8:10 AM
You can always tell if someone ate legos, playdo, or glue as a kid. I was personally a playdo eater.
September 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Tinnitus is so silly, like, why are there bees in my ear? Who let them in there?
September 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I recently found out that my lactose intolerance ignores most ice cream so, sorry if you guys all feel powerless in my presence for the rest of my life. This fucker can have ice cream again.
September 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Depression is fucked. I need to implode into an atomized state.
August 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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whenever I see someone angry about video games om the internet
August 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Stupid brain keeping me up at night. That's it. I am going to consume the virus.
August 24, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Whenever I wake up after taking melatonin, I feel like one of those videos of a baby giraffe who doesn't know what its body does.
August 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM