Evan
@socialslaxolotl.bsky.social
A 32-year-old homoflexible gamer nerd. Engaged, traveling, househusband. My dogs and fiancé are my life and I have a love for weird, nerdy, and cutesy. Possible NSFW.
Crosshairs right at the throat 😈
December 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Crosshairs right at the throat 😈
It’s giving
a cartoon of a man holding a briefcase and a newspaper that says ' a ' on it
ALT: a cartoon of a man holding a briefcase and a newspaper that says ' a ' on it
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 11:09 AM
It’s giving
Boston was the birthplace. Pennsylvania was the christening.
November 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Boston was the birthplace. Pennsylvania was the christening.
Dude tried to use confusion. It had no effect 😂
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Dude tried to use confusion. It had no effect 😂