Evan
@socialslaxolotl.bsky.social
A 32-year-old homoflexible gamer nerd. Engaged, traveling, househusband. My dogs and fiancé are my life and I have a love for weird, nerdy, and cutesy. Possible NSFW.
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One of the dilemmas of living through the second Trump administration is that saying these things out loud seems crazy. But yeah, the death penalty is an established, well-documented thing we have on the books for precisely these kinds of crimes; they obviously did it; and it's not hard to prove.
"the government should try, convict and then kill the secretary of defense for the crime he very obviously seems to have committed" seems like a radical thing to say, but -- no, it's not. it's the actual penalty for what pete hegseth, a man who ordered death squads to murder civilians, has done.
December 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
One of the dilemmas of living through the second Trump administration is that saying these things out loud seems crazy. But yeah, the death penalty is an established, well-documented thing we have on the books for precisely these kinds of crimes; they obviously did it; and it's not hard to prove.
Imma need some strokes and heart attacks to start tearing their way through this administration. Start with Trump and work your way down health crises.
December 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Imma need some strokes and heart attacks to start tearing their way through this administration. Start with Trump and work your way down health crises.
This is genuinely a point I haven’t seen and it’s so true. Parents are responsible for moderating what their children see online. Their inability or failure to do so shouldn’t affect people’s abilities to do legal work.
While age verification laws for porn sites explode and paypros cut off "obscene" kinks because of the ostensible harm to children, there's a fat blank space no one is talking about which is "device age gates already exist and parents should be putting these into place personally"
Both privacy and child safety experts agree that device-based restrictions are the most effective way of keeping kids from seeing porn. And your phone, tablet and computer already have the age-information (and technology) to do block it.
So why are Apple, Google and Microsoft so resistant?
So why are Apple, Google and Microsoft so resistant?
December 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
This is genuinely a point I haven’t seen and it’s so true. Parents are responsible for moderating what their children see online. Their inability or failure to do so shouldn’t affect people’s abilities to do legal work.
I pray for the day we can march Trump through the streets in chains and stone him GoT style.
a woman in a hijab is standing in front of a group of men with the words shame shame shame written below her
ALT: a woman in a hijab is standing in front of a group of men with the words shame shame shame written below her
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December 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I pray for the day we can march Trump through the streets in chains and stone him GoT style.
It’s giving “participation trophy” for the kid whose art project is shit.
December 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
It’s giving “participation trophy” for the kid whose art project is shit.
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When she boutta hark on it
December 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
When she boutta hark on it
I’ve never wished worse things on anyone than I wish for every bitch in the Trump admin. Fire and brimstone are tame compared to what they deserve.
i encourage other countries to call for the olympics & world cup to be relocated during the tenure of the current regime
these fucking freaks are going to disappear & traffic you
these fucking freaks are going to disappear & traffic you
December 2, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I’ve never wished worse things on anyone than I wish for every bitch in the Trump admin. Fire and brimstone are tame compared to what they deserve.
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I put my pants on like everybody else: my foot gets snagged in the leg, so I lose balance, hop on one foot and smash into a wall.
December 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I put my pants on like everybody else: my foot gets snagged in the leg, so I lose balance, hop on one foot and smash into a wall.
Pour one out for my homie The Battle Bus Driver. We’ll miss you man 😞
a helicopter is flying over a small island in the middle of a body of water
ALT: a helicopter is flying over a small island in the middle of a body of water
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November 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Pour one out for my homie The Battle Bus Driver. We’ll miss you man 😞
At this point I just want him to go. I don’t care how or where but fucking GO
GOP Sen. Roger Wicker, chair of Senate Armed Services committee, opened an investigation into Pete Hegseth’s boat strikes war crime—
Meanwhile it appears #Trump may be on the brink of starting a war with Venezuela — congressional approval be damned
Meanwhile it appears #Trump may be on the brink of starting a war with Venezuela — congressional approval be damned
November 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
At this point I just want him to go. I don’t care how or where but fucking GO
I’m not saying I’m a savior, but if it wasn’t for me Two Point County wouldn’t have a hospital, university, or museum.
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I’m not saying I’m a savior, but if it wasn’t for me Two Point County wouldn’t have a hospital, university, or museum.
New York Christmas two years running 💜💜💜
November 29, 2025 at 11:19 AM
New York Christmas two years running 💜💜💜
This year may be the first year I’ve seen pretty much the entirety of both mine and my fiancé’s families around the holidays 💜
November 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This year may be the first year I’ve seen pretty much the entirety of both mine and my fiancé’s families around the holidays 💜
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As Americans are stuffing turkeys today I can't help but wonder - who's going to stuff me?
a woman is typing on a laptop next to a lamp with the souligner.com written on the bottom
Alt: This is a joke, leave me alone
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November 27, 2025 at 6:01 AM
As Americans are stuffing turkeys today I can't help but wonder - who's going to stuff me?
🤞🏻complete mental breakdown 🤞🏻
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
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November 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
🤞🏻complete mental breakdown 🤞🏻
ICE and MAGA are still Nazi devils.
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
ICE and MAGA are still Nazi devils.
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I am both dumber and smarter than you think, never estimate me
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I am both dumber and smarter than you think, never estimate me
If you make it good I can accept this.
Plans are underway on future movies in the ‘WICKED’ universe.
(Source: www.vulture.com/article/univ...)
(Source: www.vulture.com/article/univ...)
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
If you make it good I can accept this.
Wicked For Good was fucking amazing 🥹
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Wicked For Good was fucking amazing 🥹
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One last thing: If AOC runs against Schumer, she will win.
Democrats need to make a hard left turn.
Mamdani has proven it is time.
The people of the United States are ready for politicians who will not just say they'lll fight for them, but will actually do so once elected.
Democrats need to make a hard left turn.
Mamdani has proven it is time.
The people of the United States are ready for politicians who will not just say they'lll fight for them, but will actually do so once elected.
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
One last thing: If AOC runs against Schumer, she will win.
Democrats need to make a hard left turn.
Mamdani has proven it is time.
The people of the United States are ready for politicians who will not just say they'lll fight for them, but will actually do so once elected.
Democrats need to make a hard left turn.
Mamdani has proven it is time.
The people of the United States are ready for politicians who will not just say they'lll fight for them, but will actually do so once elected.
Devolver doesn’t know how to put out anything but hits and I love it. BallxPit is a masterpiece
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Devolver doesn’t know how to put out anything but hits and I love it. BallxPit is a masterpiece
You enter a dance contest. Pick your moves
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
You enter a dance contest. Pick your moves
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ブイズタワー✨️
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November 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
ブイズタワー✨️
(1121の日…に全然間に合わなかった絵)
(1121の日…に全然間に合わなかった絵)
Getting both Octopath games right before they got announced to leave Game Pass was lucky on my part.
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Getting both Octopath games right before they got announced to leave Game Pass was lucky on my part.
The fact that the woman who created that shitty AI actress bullshit is an “actress” who went to acting school with the likes of Lily James and Daisy Ridley but hasn’t had even a fraction of the success does not escape me.
November 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The fact that the woman who created that shitty AI actress bullshit is an “actress” who went to acting school with the likes of Lily James and Daisy Ridley but hasn’t had even a fraction of the success does not escape me.