Evan
@socialslaxolotl.bsky.social
A 32-year-old homoflexible gamer nerd. Engaged, traveling, househusband. My dogs and fiancé are my life and I have a love for weird, nerdy, and cutesy. Possible NSFW.
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
November 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
November 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
I have a beautiful spider friend that hangs out outside my bedroom window. I’m naming her Tigress.
September 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I have a beautiful spider friend that hangs out outside my bedroom window. I’m naming her Tigress.
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
August 11, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
August 11, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
Post a random pic or everything will go bad in August
August 1, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Post a random pic or everything will go bad in August
No cheating post your Lock Screen
July 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
No cheating post your Lock Screen
Me on a daily basis:
July 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Me on a daily basis:
*inserts The Office GIF of Michael during the fire*
July 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
*inserts The Office GIF of Michael during the fire*
Post a pic you took to bring some zen
July 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Post a pic you took to bring some zen
The only thing worth celebrating today is my five year anniversary 💜
July 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The only thing worth celebrating today is my five year anniversary 💜
Repost with you in nature
(I miss Raleigh)
(I miss Raleigh)
July 2, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Repost with you in nature
(I miss Raleigh)
(I miss Raleigh)
Free front row baseball with my love 💜 I’m melting 🫠
June 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Free front row baseball with my love 💜 I’m melting 🫠
Without downloading any new pictures where are you at mentally
June 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Without downloading any new pictures where are you at mentally
I was wondering the exact same thing 😂
June 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I was wondering the exact same thing 😂
At the kick off for Shakira’s World Tour with the love of my life ❤️
May 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
At the kick off for Shakira’s World Tour with the love of my life ❤️