The Warthog
@socialautonomist.bsky.social
He/Him.
Are we not entertained? Do we not want to burn it to the ground? How do sheep kill a wolf? By drowning it in blood.
Accidental cult leader. Here to give leftist propaganda, bad poetry, and unhinged insomnia thoughts.
Are we not entertained? Do we not want to burn it to the ground? How do sheep kill a wolf? By drowning it in blood.
Accidental cult leader. Here to give leftist propaganda, bad poetry, and unhinged insomnia thoughts.
Pinned
Look. I don't want to be here (existing), YOU don't want me to be here, the UNIVERSE doesn't want me to be here, but I promised my dog that I'll hold on. So. Let's just agree to disagree and I'll work on a solution.
Pop. It. Off.
Every state will join.
We hate Nazis.
Burn every nazi at the stake even though it's too nice for them.
#nazipunks #deathtofascism #burnnazis
Every state will join.
We hate Nazis.
Burn every nazi at the stake even though it's too nice for them.
#nazipunks #deathtofascism #burnnazis
June 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Pop. It. Off.
Every state will join.
We hate Nazis.
Burn every nazi at the stake even though it's too nice for them.
#nazipunks #deathtofascism #burnnazis
Every state will join.
We hate Nazis.
Burn every nazi at the stake even though it's too nice for them.
#nazipunks #deathtofascism #burnnazis
Oh I'm sorry. Remind me of the second amendment that all those white losers keep whining about when they can't marry their cousin? OH WAIT. WE'RE USING IT TO FIGHT NAZIS. BURN IT FUCKING DOWN!
#laprotest #lariot #lafightforfreedom
#laprotest #lariot #lafightforfreedom
June 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Oh I'm sorry. Remind me of the second amendment that all those white losers keep whining about when they can't marry their cousin? OH WAIT. WE'RE USING IT TO FIGHT NAZIS. BURN IT FUCKING DOWN!
#laprotest #lariot #lafightforfreedom
#laprotest #lariot #lafightforfreedom
In the words of Fall Out Boy, "LIGHT EM UP!"
I will tell you what Los Angeles means to everyone who doesn't live in the USA.
It means there is still hope for America.
It means there is still hope for America.
June 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
In the words of Fall Out Boy, "LIGHT EM UP!"
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Sorry National Guard, but you should be hanged for treason for attacking American citizens for using their first amendment rights.
June 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Sorry National Guard, but you should be hanged for treason for attacking American citizens for using their first amendment rights.
@andrewhunterm.bsky.social I finally got the chance to read The Last Day and I loved it! 9/10! My only suggestion is that you add one absolutely steamy sex scene in a completely innocuous moment that throws everyone off and leaves us all confused and flustered.
June 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
@andrewhunterm.bsky.social I finally got the chance to read The Last Day and I loved it! 9/10! My only suggestion is that you add one absolutely steamy sex scene in a completely innocuous moment that throws everyone off and leaves us all confused and flustered.
Like I need a guide. $20 for a couple of gallons of gasoline and a bag of popcorn kernels. Done. And y'all have a couple bucks left over for a beer.
June 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Like I need a guide. $20 for a couple of gallons of gasoline and a bag of popcorn kernels. Done. And y'all have a couple bucks left over for a beer.
Told my friend that I took my husband to Boston three times yesterday and that's why my legs hurt. Had to explain it to him.
June 2, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Told my friend that I took my husband to Boston three times yesterday and that's why my legs hurt. Had to explain it to him.
I swear to God this was me. It was a throwaway joke I made in college that just slapped hard. I was as surprised as everyone.
May 25, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I swear to God this was me. It was a throwaway joke I made in college that just slapped hard. I was as surprised as everyone.
You thought I was back a while ago, but surprise, I wasn't healed and now have a 25% chance of being pneumonia from THE MEDS THEY GAVE ME. Let's gooooooooooo.
May 25, 2025 at 7:16 AM
You thought I was back a while ago, but surprise, I wasn't healed and now have a 25% chance of being pneumonia from THE MEDS THEY GAVE ME. Let's gooooooooooo.
My best friend never hurts me on purpose. That being said, she hurts me by accident...
1. Day after my kidney stone, hits me right in the stomach with something.
2. Slammed a cart into my reconstructed knee during a flare up
3. Smacked me right in the face with the biggest fat sharpie in history.
1. Day after my kidney stone, hits me right in the stomach with something.
2. Slammed a cart into my reconstructed knee during a flare up
3. Smacked me right in the face with the biggest fat sharpie in history.
May 25, 2025 at 7:14 AM
My best friend never hurts me on purpose. That being said, she hurts me by accident...
1. Day after my kidney stone, hits me right in the stomach with something.
2. Slammed a cart into my reconstructed knee during a flare up
3. Smacked me right in the face with the biggest fat sharpie in history.
1. Day after my kidney stone, hits me right in the stomach with something.
2. Slammed a cart into my reconstructed knee during a flare up
3. Smacked me right in the face with the biggest fat sharpie in history.
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Some guy on Twitter made a point of announcing that thousands upon thousands of men are descended from rapists, and we women "aren't going to like it when [they] stop asking nicely."
Which, you know, surprise surprise brother, but you're also not going to like it when we stop refusing nicely.
Which, you know, surprise surprise brother, but you're also not going to like it when we stop refusing nicely.
May 24, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Some guy on Twitter made a point of announcing that thousands upon thousands of men are descended from rapists, and we women "aren't going to like it when [they] stop asking nicely."
Which, you know, surprise surprise brother, but you're also not going to like it when we stop refusing nicely.
Which, you know, surprise surprise brother, but you're also not going to like it when we stop refusing nicely.
Wish my New York Catholic grandparents (one of who had an ancestor come over on the Mayflower) were still alive so they could be like, "What the fuck you mean the new Pope is from Chicago??? We were here first!"
May 25, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Wish my New York Catholic grandparents (one of who had an ancestor come over on the Mayflower) were still alive so they could be like, "What the fuck you mean the new Pope is from Chicago??? We were here first!"
Some lines in the musical 1776 still hit hard today,
"I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a disgrace; two from a law firm; and three or more become a congress!" -John Adams
"I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a disgrace; two from a law firm; and three or more become a congress!" -John Adams
May 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Some lines in the musical 1776 still hit hard today,
"I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a disgrace; two from a law firm; and three or more become a congress!" -John Adams
"I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a disgrace; two from a law firm; and three or more become a congress!" -John Adams
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This passed 215-214. We're going to lose our healthcare because 3 senior Dems have died this year. We lost Roe because Ginsburg didn't retire. We lost the election because Joe ran for reelection.
Our country is being destroyed because geriatric Dems can't retire and let go of power.
Our country is being destroyed because geriatric Dems can't retire and let go of power.
The Republican-passed “big beautiful bill” takes away health insurance coverage from ALL transgender people, regardless of age.
HRC President Kelley Robinson calls it "cruel."
www.advocate.com/politics/ant...
HRC President Kelley Robinson calls it "cruel."
www.advocate.com/politics/ant...
BREAKING: Republicans pass ‘Big Beautiful Bill’ stripping transgender Americans of health care
The Human Rights Campaign called the bill "cruel."
www.advocate.com
May 22, 2025 at 2:13 PM
This passed 215-214. We're going to lose our healthcare because 3 senior Dems have died this year. We lost Roe because Ginsburg didn't retire. We lost the election because Joe ran for reelection.
Our country is being destroyed because geriatric Dems can't retire and let go of power.
Our country is being destroyed because geriatric Dems can't retire and let go of power.
Finally reading @andrewhunterm.bsky.social 's first novel, and I'm so engrossed that I'm going to be tired at work in the morning.
May 23, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Finally reading @andrewhunterm.bsky.social 's first novel, and I'm so engrossed that I'm going to be tired at work in the morning.
Real talk: can we postpone WWIII until after Christopher Nolan pumps out his Odyssey? Cuz I am so ready for the 5 hour long monstrosity of a movie that you know he's making.
May 19, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Real talk: can we postpone WWIII until after Christopher Nolan pumps out his Odyssey? Cuz I am so ready for the 5 hour long monstrosity of a movie that you know he's making.
Pickup lines that will never work but are hilarious:
"Girl, is your name Harambee, cuz my dick is out for you."
"Girl, is your name Harambee, cuz my dick is out for you."
April 10, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Pickup lines that will never work but are hilarious:
"Girl, is your name Harambee, cuz my dick is out for you."
"Girl, is your name Harambee, cuz my dick is out for you."
Sorry y'all. I've been stuck in pain purgatory and want to just sleep for a month
April 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Sorry y'all. I've been stuck in pain purgatory and want to just sleep for a month
"Call me a witch cuz she gooping on my broom." -An actual sentence said at work today
March 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
"Call me a witch cuz she gooping on my broom." -An actual sentence said at work today
Why am I a leftist hater of capitalism? Oh yeah. Because I had to go to the hospital and urgent care multiple times to get a diagnosis and now I have to pay more than a couple thousand dollars just to go back to work.
March 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Why am I a leftist hater of capitalism? Oh yeah. Because I had to go to the hospital and urgent care multiple times to get a diagnosis and now I have to pay more than a couple thousand dollars just to go back to work.
I missed you all, my degenerate friends, lovers, and confused cult members. I was so sick that I lost 25 pounds in less than a month, but I'm back I think.
March 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I missed you all, my degenerate friends, lovers, and confused cult members. I was so sick that I lost 25 pounds in less than a month, but I'm back I think.
My Long Illness™ has caused a decrease in both liver and kidney function; and let me tell you, as a half Irishman, there is nothing more enraging than some random illness making me quit drinking instead of my own poor choices. I'M supposed to fuck up my liver, not some fever. Disgusting. #stpats
March 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
My Long Illness™ has caused a decrease in both liver and kidney function; and let me tell you, as a half Irishman, there is nothing more enraging than some random illness making me quit drinking instead of my own poor choices. I'M supposed to fuck up my liver, not some fever. Disgusting. #stpats
I am a hairy man. There's no escaping that.
Some men have a happy trail. Some men have a happy highway.
I have a happy Costco parking lot and brother, the eggs are on sale and it is PACKED.
Some men have a happy trail. Some men have a happy highway.
I have a happy Costco parking lot and brother, the eggs are on sale and it is PACKED.
February 23, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I am a hairy man. There's no escaping that.
Some men have a happy trail. Some men have a happy highway.
I have a happy Costco parking lot and brother, the eggs are on sale and it is PACKED.
Some men have a happy trail. Some men have a happy highway.
I have a happy Costco parking lot and brother, the eggs are on sale and it is PACKED.
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