The Warthog
@socialautonomist.bsky.social
He/Him.
Are we not entertained? Do we not want to burn it to the ground? How do sheep kill a wolf? By drowning it in blood.
Accidental cult leader. Here to give leftist propaganda, bad poetry, and unhinged insomnia thoughts.
Are we not entertained? Do we not want to burn it to the ground? How do sheep kill a wolf? By drowning it in blood.
Accidental cult leader. Here to give leftist propaganda, bad poetry, and unhinged insomnia thoughts.
Like I need a guide. $20 for a couple of gallons of gasoline and a bag of popcorn kernels. Done. And y'all have a couple bucks left over for a beer.
June 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Like I need a guide. $20 for a couple of gallons of gasoline and a bag of popcorn kernels. Done. And y'all have a couple bucks left over for a beer.
I swear to God this was me. It was a throwaway joke I made in college that just slapped hard. I was as surprised as everyone.
May 25, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I swear to God this was me. It was a throwaway joke I made in college that just slapped hard. I was as surprised as everyone.
Jesus fucking Christ.
May 25, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Jesus fucking Christ.
Can't even have gluten free Jesus pieces in this economy
February 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Can't even have gluten free Jesus pieces in this economy
Warthog is a state of mind.
January 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Warthog is a state of mind.
Punk is not dead, it's waiting for the call to arms. Burn this fucker down.
January 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Punk is not dead, it's waiting for the call to arms. Burn this fucker down.
And John Winchester would have to be that one Bolshevik Muppet with the dynamite.
January 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
And John Winchester would have to be that one Bolshevik Muppet with the dynamite.
Friend sent me this and I lost it
January 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Friend sent me this and I lost it
@juniepear.bsky.social made this grape keychain for my husband. She's an incredibly talented artist. You should follow her.
January 27, 2025 at 5:59 AM
@juniepear.bsky.social made this grape keychain for my husband. She's an incredibly talented artist. You should follow her.
January 25, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Plastered laminated versions of these all over my previous workplace.
January 9, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Plastered laminated versions of these all over my previous workplace.
What's your biggest Christmas present call out? I'll go first. My mother got me grippy socks.
December 26, 2024 at 3:05 AM
What's your biggest Christmas present call out? I'll go first. My mother got me grippy socks.
Call back to my previous post: My smart ass husband got me ANOTHER FUCKING MILLENNIUM FALCON BOTTLE OPENER.
I love this man.
I love this man.
December 18, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Call back to my previous post: My smart ass husband got me ANOTHER FUCKING MILLENNIUM FALCON BOTTLE OPENER.
I love this man.
I love this man.
Soak my hands in blood and it will never be as red as those who would oppress us. And I would take every drop to balance the scales.
November 22, 2024 at 7:38 AM
Soak my hands in blood and it will never be as red as those who would oppress us. And I would take every drop to balance the scales.