Sober Jober
@sober-jober.bsky.social
Employed. Fearful. Dehydrated. He/ him. My mom is not proud of me. Current hyperfixations: Fire Emblem and cooking.
Happy idiots day. (Got em)
February 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Happy idiots day. (Got em)
A football team opening for Kendrick Lamar was an interesting choice, and I don't know why they came back after the show, but it was still a cool concert!
February 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
A football team opening for Kendrick Lamar was an interesting choice, and I don't know why they came back after the show, but it was still a cool concert!
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i mean this so seriously. if you are transgender. please be safe. do not get caught commiting crimes. do not get caught by the state. do not sacrifice yourself, we will survive
February 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
i mean this so seriously. if you are transgender. please be safe. do not get caught commiting crimes. do not get caught by the state. do not sacrifice yourself, we will survive
I'm gathering the future with my gay hedgehog fiance might not be as bright as I previously thought
February 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I'm gathering the future with my gay hedgehog fiance might not be as bright as I previously thought
I'm happy to announce that me and my hedgehog boyfriend are also getting gay married! I'm so glad to live in a free, socially progressive, culturally liberated country like the United States of America!
February 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I'm happy to announce that me and my hedgehog boyfriend are also getting gay married! I'm so glad to live in a free, socially progressive, culturally liberated country like the United States of America!
Since me and my hedgehog boyfriend had our big fight last fall and decided to burrow together this winter to try and patch things up, our personal, material environment, under a rock, almost bubblelike conditions have really been looking up! I'm sure things are also going great for the whole world!
February 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Since me and my hedgehog boyfriend had our big fight last fall and decided to burrow together this winter to try and patch things up, our personal, material environment, under a rock, almost bubblelike conditions have really been looking up! I'm sure things are also going great for the whole world!
I want to move to China so bad
January 21, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I want to move to China so bad
Today I ate jalapeño poppers with honey mustard
December 28, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Today I ate jalapeño poppers with honey mustard
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Can I at least get to pick which terrorist gets my tax dollars?
December 23, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Can I at least get to pick which terrorist gets my tax dollars?
I slept really good last night, so I think I'm just choosing to feel sinister and evil today. Probably going to scheme and cackle later. I'll let you know how it goes.
December 12, 2024 at 6:32 PM
I slept really good last night, so I think I'm just choosing to feel sinister and evil today. Probably going to scheme and cackle later. I'll let you know how it goes.
Daily Affirmation: don't be fucking annoying.
December 12, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Daily Affirmation: don't be fucking annoying.
Anybody else realizing they are the problem? Yeah, me neither.
November 22, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Anybody else realizing they are the problem? Yeah, me neither.
I am so excited to go to work today at my job. There is so much work to do, and I am thrilled to do it. Love having a job.
November 22, 2024 at 5:31 PM
I am so excited to go to work today at my job. There is so much work to do, and I am thrilled to do it. Love having a job.
Currently trying to start a fire in my bed.
November 22, 2024 at 7:59 AM
Currently trying to start a fire in my bed.
Wait, this isn't twitter?
November 20, 2024 at 7:28 AM
Wait, this isn't twitter?
I'll fight all the fascists with my bare hands, but if I stub my god damn toe one more time, I'll cry.
November 20, 2024 at 7:02 AM
I'll fight all the fascists with my bare hands, but if I stub my god damn toe one more time, I'll cry.
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A Guide to Bluesky Jargon
skeet = post
rubbing one out = drafting a post
sloppy seconds = quote-posting
edging = writing a post then deciding not to post at the last possible second
jimp = posting then deleting seconds later after realizing you shouldn’t post
Hope this helps!
skeet = post
rubbing one out = drafting a post
sloppy seconds = quote-posting
edging = writing a post then deciding not to post at the last possible second
jimp = posting then deleting seconds later after realizing you shouldn’t post
Hope this helps!
November 19, 2024 at 1:13 AM
A Guide to Bluesky Jargon
skeet = post
rubbing one out = drafting a post
sloppy seconds = quote-posting
edging = writing a post then deciding not to post at the last possible second
jimp = posting then deleting seconds later after realizing you shouldn’t post
Hope this helps!
skeet = post
rubbing one out = drafting a post
sloppy seconds = quote-posting
edging = writing a post then deciding not to post at the last possible second
jimp = posting then deleting seconds later after realizing you shouldn’t post
Hope this helps!
Today, I got up at a decent hour for once. I stepped outside and told myself, that's it, today is the day. When I stepped out into the daylight, I was stepping into a new day, and today was that day. Today, that was it, today was the day that it was a day to be up and in the daylight for once, becau
November 20, 2024 at 6:40 AM
Today, I got up at a decent hour for once. I stepped outside and told myself, that's it, today is the day. When I stepped out into the daylight, I was stepping into a new day, and today was that day. Today, that was it, today was the day that it was a day to be up and in the daylight for once, becau
I have on average 2 to 4 thoughts per day. Follow to stay up to date.
November 19, 2024 at 6:17 AM
I have on average 2 to 4 thoughts per day. Follow to stay up to date.
Oh my gosh, fine! Yes, okay! Omg, fine, yes! Ugh, okay, fine! Oh my gosh!
November 19, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Oh my gosh, fine! Yes, okay! Omg, fine, yes! Ugh, okay, fine! Oh my gosh!
So what's the deal? What's going on? I just woke up
November 18, 2024 at 7:21 PM
So what's the deal? What's going on? I just woke up
I'm very thirsty. Will someone get me some water?
November 17, 2024 at 7:24 AM
I'm very thirsty. Will someone get me some water?
If you see any of my posts, and they only have one like, it was me. I'm choosing to love myself.
November 17, 2024 at 7:17 AM
If you see any of my posts, and they only have one like, it was me. I'm choosing to love myself.
I am, in point of fact, not sober. I just feel like anyone who reads this deserves the truth.
November 17, 2024 at 7:08 AM
I am, in point of fact, not sober. I just feel like anyone who reads this deserves the truth.