Absolutely a Gone Girl reference!

Only when I get a job at Starbucks

I’ll add some glitter and a bow and make it fabulous

They serve Italian food, so lots of tomato based stuff, I’m always dressing to camouflage my messy eating. And no matter what outfit I wear, I’m wearing converse with it so I can wash them if necessary.

I just show the chef my boobs every once in a while, but I’m not sure if that works for everyone 🤷🏻‍♀️

In this economy? I do that in my regular life 😂

It’s BOH and FOH and the owner (small restaurant, small staff), so that will be interesting. And I have to work at my dumb office job the next day, so I can’t even enjoy all that tequila 😭… but I won’t wear heels anyway because I’m clumsy. Dress and Converse it is!