You call it diarrhea. Glass half empty.
I call it live-a-rrhea. Glass half full.
We're not the same.
I call it live-a-rrhea. Glass half full.
We're not the same.
November 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
You call it diarrhea. Glass half empty.
I call it live-a-rrhea. Glass half full.
We're not the same.
I call it live-a-rrhea. Glass half full.
We're not the same.
So much of this could have been fixed if the media would just say it's a "lie".
So much of this could have been fixed if media wasn't owned by billionaires and corporations and both were taxed properly.
So much of this could have been fixed if Citizens United wasn't passed.
So much of this could have been fixed if media wasn't owned by billionaires and corporations and both were taxed properly.
So much of this could have been fixed if Citizens United wasn't passed.
November 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
So much of this could have been fixed if the media would just say it's a "lie".
So much of this could have been fixed if media wasn't owned by billionaires and corporations and both were taxed properly.
So much of this could have been fixed if Citizens United wasn't passed.
So much of this could have been fixed if media wasn't owned by billionaires and corporations and both were taxed properly.
So much of this could have been fixed if Citizens United wasn't passed.
That right-wing schism makes me jism!
September 13, 2025 at 12:14 PM
That right-wing schism makes me jism!
I like Colbert and all, but the thing I"m gonna miss the most about boycotting #CBS is The Price Is Right. Thats my jam.
#StephenColbert
#StephenColbert
July 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I like Colbert and all, but the thing I"m gonna miss the most about boycotting #CBS is The Price Is Right. Thats my jam.
#StephenColbert
#StephenColbert
The AFP has obstructed & refused to compromise with Ds since at least Cantor and McConnell in '08 - two decades now.
I refuse to support or vote for any candidate who platforms on "working together" or "reaching across the aisle".
That time has long passed & Ds who don't act on that are cowards.
I refuse to support or vote for any candidate who platforms on "working together" or "reaching across the aisle".
That time has long passed & Ds who don't act on that are cowards.
July 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The AFP has obstructed & refused to compromise with Ds since at least Cantor and McConnell in '08 - two decades now.
I refuse to support or vote for any candidate who platforms on "working together" or "reaching across the aisle".
That time has long passed & Ds who don't act on that are cowards.
I refuse to support or vote for any candidate who platforms on "working together" or "reaching across the aisle".
That time has long passed & Ds who don't act on that are cowards.
Reality is regularly outpacing our ability to suspend the disbelief of it.
July 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Reality is regularly outpacing our ability to suspend the disbelief of it.
All this bullshit over imaginary fears.
June 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
All this bullshit over imaginary fears.
The entire country is suffering from the bystander effect right now.
April 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The entire country is suffering from the bystander effect right now.
This may seem petty and childish at the moment, considering people are being disappeared, but I want to hear more accounts about how Trump shits his pants and stinks up the room.
April 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
This may seem petty and childish at the moment, considering people are being disappeared, but I want to hear more accounts about how Trump shits his pants and stinks up the room.
Remember the good 'ol days when we thought #Signalgate was a real problem?
April 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Remember the good 'ol days when we thought #Signalgate was a real problem?
Just fucking revolt already! Let's get this shit going and over with. I'm old and tired.
March 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Just fucking revolt already! Let's get this shit going and over with. I'm old and tired.
When I was a kid, having a birthday party at McDonald's was a thing. And if you were poor like we were, it was a big deal.
My mom just sent me this from my party, and I'm fucking cashing it in now.
My mom just sent me this from my party, and I'm fucking cashing it in now.
March 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
When I was a kid, having a birthday party at McDonald's was a thing. And if you were poor like we were, it was a big deal.
My mom just sent me this from my party, and I'm fucking cashing it in now.
My mom just sent me this from my party, and I'm fucking cashing it in now.
This is WAY better than having a female president.
March 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
This is WAY better than having a female president.