fixed holds tenure in my brain.
December 31, 2025 at 11:40 PM
fixed holds tenure in my brain.
Popeye's 5pc. blackened chicken tenders with a regular cajun mashed potatoes and gravy clocks in at only 390 calories! And they make it fresh every time (at least the stores I frequent).
December 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Popeye's 5pc. blackened chicken tenders with a regular cajun mashed potatoes and gravy clocks in at only 390 calories! And they make it fresh every time (at least the stores I frequent).
This is totally just like my kink, except in my version I'm the curtains.
December 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
This is totally just like my kink, except in my version I'm the curtains.
Tinsel Hog?
That gives me an idea!
That gives me an idea!
December 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tinsel Hog?
That gives me an idea!
That gives me an idea!
Sorry.
phys.org/news/2025-10...
phys.org/news/2025-10...
Mathematical proof debunks the idea that the universe is a computer simulation
It's a plot device beloved by science fiction: our entire universe might be a simulation running on some advanced civilization's supercomputer. But new research from UBC Okanagan has mathematically pr...
phys.org
December 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Sorry.
phys.org/news/2025-10...
phys.org/news/2025-10...
Gonna be difficult fighting off prison rapists with no arms.
November 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Gonna be difficult fighting off prison rapists with no arms.
I would totally try to exhume that grave.
November 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I would totally try to exhume that grave.
"We just want to be clear that, although the child and President were both photographed nude together, there is no photographic evidence that the President actually inserted his erect penis into the child and the child's sworn testimony to such acts has not been corroborated by the White House."
November 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
"We just want to be clear that, although the child and President were both photographed nude together, there is no photographic evidence that the President actually inserted his erect penis into the child and the child's sworn testimony to such acts has not been corroborated by the White House."
Have you tried Penthouse Forum?
November 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Have you tried Penthouse Forum?
That galaxy is so smooth, it got me pregnant.
November 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
That galaxy is so smooth, it got me pregnant.
That picture makes him look like a marionette from Thunderbirds.
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
That picture makes him look like a marionette from Thunderbirds.
"Meatloaf" is always my safeword because I'd do anything for love...
November 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
"Meatloaf" is always my safeword because I'd do anything for love...
"The other night she made chocolate mousse - an antler got caught in my throat."
November 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
"The other night she made chocolate mousse - an antler got caught in my throat."
Don't forget DOGE also stole the private data of American citizens leaving no paper trail.
November 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Don't forget DOGE also stole the private data of American citizens leaving no paper trail.
17 different snakebites?!
Personally, I would have gotten outta there after the first snakebite.
Personally, I would have gotten outta there after the first snakebite.
October 31, 2025 at 8:51 PM
17 different snakebites?!
Personally, I would have gotten outta there after the first snakebite.
Personally, I would have gotten outta there after the first snakebite.
Why is our system set up to allow unlawful activity up until the point where someone has to bitch about it, challenge it in court, appeal it, then finally get it shut down? Don’t tell me “due process” while there are actual victims in the path.
October 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Why is our system set up to allow unlawful activity up until the point where someone has to bitch about it, challenge it in court, appeal it, then finally get it shut down? Don’t tell me “due process” while there are actual victims in the path.
Ave Satanas 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽😈👹👺
October 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Ave Satanas 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽😈👹👺
A few X-wings wouldn't hurt, either.
October 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
A few X-wings wouldn't hurt, either.
And no statutes of limitations.
October 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
And no statutes of limitations.
I've been told by management to write the shell script because no one else understood awk, therefore it couldn't be properly maintained.
Gods forbid they learn something new.
Gods forbid they learn something new.
October 18, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I've been told by management to write the shell script because no one else understood awk, therefore it couldn't be properly maintained.
Gods forbid they learn something new.
Gods forbid they learn something new.