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Potato salad!
fixed holds tenure in my brain.
December 31, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Popeye's 5pc. blackened chicken tenders with a regular cajun mashed potatoes and gravy clocks in at only 390 calories! And they make it fresh every time (at least the stores I frequent).
December 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
This is totally just like my kink, except in my version I'm the curtains.
December 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Tinsel Hog?

That gives me an idea!
December 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Gonna be difficult fighting off prison rapists with no arms.
November 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I would totally try to exhume that grave.
November 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
"We just want to be clear that, although the child and President were both photographed nude together, there is no photographic evidence that the President actually inserted his erect penis into the child and the child's sworn testimony to such acts has not been corroborated by the White House."
November 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Have you tried Penthouse Forum?
November 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
"help"
November 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
That galaxy is so smooth, it got me pregnant.
November 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
That picture makes him look like a marionette from Thunderbirds.
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
"Meatloaf" is always my safeword because I'd do anything for love...
November 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
"The other night she made chocolate mousse - an antler got caught in my throat."
November 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Don't forget DOGE also stole the private data of American citizens leaving no paper trail.
November 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
17 different snakebites?!

Personally, I would have gotten outta there after the first snakebite.
October 31, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Why is our system set up to allow unlawful activity up until the point where someone has to bitch about it, challenge it in court, appeal it, then finally get it shut down? Don’t tell me “due process” while there are actual victims in the path.
October 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
October 27, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Ave Satanas 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽😈👹👺
October 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
A few X-wings wouldn't hurt, either.
October 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
And no statutes of limitations.
October 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I've been told by management to write the shell script because no one else understood awk, therefore it couldn't be properly maintained.

Gods forbid they learn something new.
October 18, 2025 at 1:07 PM