snotty🐾👽
@snotty.bsky.social
5’2” 30-year old divorced salarywoman 🔞
they’re about to make the ugliest baby ever
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
they’re about to make the ugliest baby ever
today’s age regression dinner: grilled cheese
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
today’s age regression dinner: grilled cheese
i can see the appeal of apartments it’s rly scary trying to go to sleep when ur home alone and the only thing that might protect you is an obese rabbit with anxiety disorder
November 14, 2025 at 6:20 AM
i can see the appeal of apartments it’s rly scary trying to go to sleep when ur home alone and the only thing that might protect you is an obese rabbit with anxiety disorder
my psychiatrist called and asked if i had last minute availability bc their schedule is open and i told them no because i have work meetings. but this is literally me this morning
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
my psychiatrist called and asked if i had last minute availability bc their schedule is open and i told them no because i have work meetings. but this is literally me this morning
i dont need human companionship i have umamusume
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
i dont need human companionship i have umamusume
homemade banana pudding matcha latte
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
homemade banana pudding matcha latte
i got up early so i made a sausage bfast burrito ☀️ 🌯
November 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
i got up early so i made a sausage bfast burrito ☀️ 🌯
me after i spilled boiling hot coffee all over the mattress and bedsheets for the 3rd time this week and he gazes into my eyes lovingly and whispers “fear not m’lady. i will replace your beverage with a banana cream top matcha and clean this promptly.“
November 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
me after i spilled boiling hot coffee all over the mattress and bedsheets for the 3rd time this week and he gazes into my eyes lovingly and whispers “fear not m’lady. i will replace your beverage with a banana cream top matcha and clean this promptly.“
overnight oats prepped. banana matcha flavor (new recipe) and blueberry cheesecake (tried and true, yummy recipe)
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
overnight oats prepped. banana matcha flavor (new recipe) and blueberry cheesecake (tried and true, yummy recipe)
me looking at the false widow outside my front door and the resident spider in my house because a mosquito got in and is buzzing around
November 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
me looking at the false widow outside my front door and the resident spider in my house because a mosquito got in and is buzzing around
it’s cute and christmasy but it’s not very sweet and i think i like my banana bread sweeter so idk 🤔
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
it’s cute and christmasy but it’s not very sweet and i think i like my banana bread sweeter so idk 🤔
woah… it’s cooling now im excited to slice into it soon
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
woah… it’s cooling now im excited to slice into it soon
finally trying the sugar cookie banana bread recipe i found… batter assembled, oven time 🍌 🍞 🎄
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
finally trying the sugar cookie banana bread recipe i found… batter assembled, oven time 🍌 🍞 🎄