snotty🐾👽
@snotty.bsky.social
5’2” 30-year old divorced salarywoman 🔞
i’m in so much pain and i can’t reach the bottle of painkillers… i’m going to motion like i’m taking a painkiller and hope the placebo effect kicks in
November 13, 2025 at 6:56 AM
i’m in so much pain and i can’t reach the bottle of painkillers… i’m going to motion like i’m taking a painkiller and hope the placebo effect kicks in
i dont need human companionship i have umamusume
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
i dont need human companionship i have umamusume
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i love having sex with my boyfriend... in the house we got with a sub prime mortgage !!!
January 31, 2025 at 8:01 AM
i love having sex with my boyfriend... in the house we got with a sub prime mortgage !!!
my trick for having a bad mental health episode but having to be present/around other people at work is to pretend it’s not real. it isn’t actually happening. it’s a bad dream you’ll wake from in X days. you’ll be happy soon enough but it’s an extended cut nightmare you’re in now
November 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
my trick for having a bad mental health episode but having to be present/around other people at work is to pretend it’s not real. it isn’t actually happening. it’s a bad dream you’ll wake from in X days. you’ll be happy soon enough but it’s an extended cut nightmare you’re in now
homemade banana pudding matcha latte
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
homemade banana pudding matcha latte
all my free rolls in umamusume have been extremely bad so far
November 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
all my free rolls in umamusume have been extremely bad so far
i got up early so i made a sausage bfast burrito ☀️ 🌯
November 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
i got up early so i made a sausage bfast burrito ☀️ 🌯
it’s better 2 have loved and lost
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
it’s better 2 have loved and lost
turned my leftover banana bread into french toast. yummy
November 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
turned my leftover banana bread into french toast. yummy
me after i spilled boiling hot coffee all over the mattress and bedsheets for the 3rd time this week and he gazes into my eyes lovingly and whispers “fear not m’lady. i will replace your beverage with a banana cream top matcha and clean this promptly.“
November 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
me after i spilled boiling hot coffee all over the mattress and bedsheets for the 3rd time this week and he gazes into my eyes lovingly and whispers “fear not m’lady. i will replace your beverage with a banana cream top matcha and clean this promptly.“
having a panic attack for no reason (can’t feel hands, dizzy, body heavy) but im working. im a high functioning boss babe.
November 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
having a panic attack for no reason (can’t feel hands, dizzy, body heavy) but im working. im a high functioning boss babe.
i need a lobotomy to stop being outrageously h**ny all the time it ruins my life
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
i need a lobotomy to stop being outrageously h**ny all the time it ruins my life
i don’t want to work i wish i got the holiday off… it’s ok. i can daydream and make my thanksgiving plans (eat the firehouse sandwich alone in my bedroom)
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
i don’t want to work i wish i got the holiday off… it’s ok. i can daydream and make my thanksgiving plans (eat the firehouse sandwich alone in my bedroom)
when the melatonin gets stuck in my throat
a close up of a cat laying on a bed looking at the camera
ALT: a close up of a cat laying on a bed looking at the camera
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November 11, 2025 at 6:20 AM
when the melatonin gets stuck in my throat
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i bought green “table grapes” and they’re so dang good what the heck!
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
i bought green “table grapes” and they’re so dang good what the heck!
overnight oats prepped. banana matcha flavor (new recipe) and blueberry cheesecake (tried and true, yummy recipe)
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
overnight oats prepped. banana matcha flavor (new recipe) and blueberry cheesecake (tried and true, yummy recipe)
