snotty🐾👽
@snotty.bsky.social
5’2” 30-year old divorced salarywoman 🔞
i hate myself and ill never be good enough for anyone. i'll always be an average employee, an inadequate lover, an uninteresting friend, etc. i'll never exceed at anything and no one will ever see me as special. i just exist day-to-day but in the back of my mind i hope something takes me out.
November 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
i hate myself and ill never be good enough for anyone. i'll always be an average employee, an inadequate lover, an uninteresting friend, etc. i'll never exceed at anything and no one will ever see me as special. i just exist day-to-day but in the back of my mind i hope something takes me out.
i just spent 5 hours killing ants. AMA
November 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
i just spent 5 hours killing ants. AMA
umm i went out of my way to a costco out of town and it said they had the $40 donkey kong in stock and they actually all sold out. Cool.
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
umm i went out of my way to a costco out of town and it said they had the $40 donkey kong in stock and they actually all sold out. Cool.
it’s flooding really bad and there’s thousands of ants coming into my place so i ventured out in the storm. picked up my banana cream matcha now im waiting for my jambon beurre baguette at the bakery #weekendblogging
November 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
it’s flooding really bad and there’s thousands of ants coming into my place so i ventured out in the storm. picked up my banana cream matcha now im waiting for my jambon beurre baguette at the bakery #weekendblogging
they’re about to make the ugliest baby ever
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
they’re about to make the ugliest baby ever
should i drive in the rain to go get the $40 donkey kong bananza from costco
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
should i drive in the rain to go get the $40 donkey kong bananza from costco
my job is sending me to texas next month for an evening. waffle house my beloved we will be reunited soon
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
my job is sending me to texas next month for an evening. waffle house my beloved we will be reunited soon
today’s age regression dinner: grilled cheese
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
today’s age regression dinner: grilled cheese
period cramps have me fighting for my life right now
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
period cramps have me fighting for my life right now
im on my period and my cramps hurt a lot and im in extreme emotional baby needy mode
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
im on my period and my cramps hurt a lot and im in extreme emotional baby needy mode
i’m having an allergic reaction and my lips are swelling. i think i’d actually slay with lip filler ngl
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
i’m having an allergic reaction and my lips are swelling. i think i’d actually slay with lip filler ngl
i’m a strong capable independent woman. i’m not a needy adult baby who snuggles a teddy bear. and i’m not scared of the dark or weird noises.
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 AM
i’m a strong capable independent woman. i’m not a needy adult baby who snuggles a teddy bear. and i’m not scared of the dark or weird noises.
i can see the appeal of apartments it’s rly scary trying to go to sleep when ur home alone and the only thing that might protect you is an obese rabbit with anxiety disorder
November 14, 2025 at 6:20 AM
i can see the appeal of apartments it’s rly scary trying to go to sleep when ur home alone and the only thing that might protect you is an obese rabbit with anxiety disorder
collecting sperm samples in my starbucks red cup
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
collecting sperm samples in my starbucks red cup
my tamagotchi always waits until i’m in a video meeting and then does a death rattle
November 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
my tamagotchi always waits until i’m in a video meeting and then does a death rattle
my boob size is now 38DD. all simps drop payments in the chat for my boob growth
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
my boob size is now 38DD. all simps drop payments in the chat for my boob growth
my boobs are busting out of my bra i need to remeasure my bust because im gaining so much weight
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
my boobs are busting out of my bra i need to remeasure my bust because im gaining so much weight
my psychiatrist called and asked if i had last minute availability bc their schedule is open and i told them no because i have work meetings. but this is literally me this morning
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
my psychiatrist called and asked if i had last minute availability bc their schedule is open and i told them no because i have work meetings. but this is literally me this morning
i got the starbucks red cup. but at what cost
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
i got the starbucks red cup. but at what cost
i’m in the middle of nowhere in a city i don’t recognize
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
i’m in the middle of nowhere in a city i don’t recognize
mental breakdown time
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
mental breakdown time
i got so confused and took the wrong freeway and left the county so i’m going home
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
i got so confused and took the wrong freeway and left the county so i’m going home
i ordered starbucks and i forgot it was red cup day so im gonna be late to work bc im stuck in this huge line. oops. well hopefully i get a red cup
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
i ordered starbucks and i forgot it was red cup day so im gonna be late to work bc im stuck in this huge line. oops. well hopefully i get a red cup
why is traffic 1+ hr to work and the toll road is $10 rn ???
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
why is traffic 1+ hr to work and the toll road is $10 rn ???