@snot0tter.bsky.social
The captain always goes down on his bitch
May 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The captain always goes down on his bitch
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Small hands, stubby fingers on display.
April 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Small hands, stubby fingers on display.
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Excuse me… did someone say snacks? — Owlways ready for a treat.
©️ mon_regard_sur_la_nature
#Owl #wildbeauty #Nature
©️ mon_regard_sur_la_nature
#Owl #wildbeauty #Nature
April 16, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Excuse me… did someone say snacks? — Owlways ready for a treat.
©️ mon_regard_sur_la_nature
#Owl #wildbeauty #Nature
©️ mon_regard_sur_la_nature
#Owl #wildbeauty #Nature
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Making balloon animals at a toddlers birthday party effortlessly cranking out xl bully after xl bully
April 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Making balloon animals at a toddlers birthday party effortlessly cranking out xl bully after xl bully
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Friend: do you keep a log of the mushrooms your forage
Me, thinking of the log I brought home that was growing oyster mushrooms: yes
Me, thinking of the log I brought home that was growing oyster mushrooms: yes
March 28, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Friend: do you keep a log of the mushrooms your forage
Me, thinking of the log I brought home that was growing oyster mushrooms: yes
Me, thinking of the log I brought home that was growing oyster mushrooms: yes
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It's okay everyone.
I have great news.
I have done it.
I present to you ...
The greatest cat photo ever.
I have great news.
I have done it.
I present to you ...
The greatest cat photo ever.
February 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
It's okay everyone.
I have great news.
I have done it.
I present to you ...
The greatest cat photo ever.
I have great news.
I have done it.
I present to you ...
The greatest cat photo ever.
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I just learned that crows can hold a 17 year grudge against a person and I’ve officially found my new spirit animal…. 🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛
February 22, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I just learned that crows can hold a 17 year grudge against a person and I’ve officially found my new spirit animal…. 🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛
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This is me watching new developments pretty much every day now.
February 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
This is me watching new developments pretty much every day now.
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Me: *sees a dog on the street*
Also me: *immediately starts talking to it in a baby voice*
The dog’s owner: *judging me silently*
The dog: *my new best friend*
Also me: *immediately starts talking to it in a baby voice*
The dog’s owner: *judging me silently*
The dog: *my new best friend*
February 15, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Me: *sees a dog on the street*
Also me: *immediately starts talking to it in a baby voice*
The dog’s owner: *judging me silently*
The dog: *my new best friend*
Also me: *immediately starts talking to it in a baby voice*
The dog’s owner: *judging me silently*
The dog: *my new best friend*
Had to get my dog put down because he wouldnt stop throwing up gang signs, was only a matter of time before he got swiss cheesed anyway clout chasing kills, people.
January 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Had to get my dog put down because he wouldnt stop throwing up gang signs, was only a matter of time before he got swiss cheesed anyway clout chasing kills, people.
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Ur da posts christmas selfies on bluesky
Getting into the holiday spirit with my new profile pic, lol.
What do you guys think? 🎅
What do you guys think? 🎅
December 22, 2024 at 12:10 PM
Ur da posts christmas selfies on bluesky
been using this app for half an hour and already want to throw my phone into a very deep well
(slaps cinnamon and/or spice-flavored drink out of your hand)
IT'S WINTER, BITCHES
(shoves peppermint latte at you)
(throws down red and green smoke bomb)
(disappears, jingling all the way)
IT'S WINTER, BITCHES
(shoves peppermint latte at you)
(throws down red and green smoke bomb)
(disappears, jingling all the way)
December 21, 2024 at 5:26 PM
been using this app for half an hour and already want to throw my phone into a very deep well