snot0tter.bsky.social
@snot0tter.bsky.social
The captain always goes down on his bitch
May 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Small hands, stubby fingers on display.
April 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Excuse me… did someone say snacks? — Owlways ready for a treat.

©️ mon_regard_sur_la_nature
#Owl #wildbeauty #Nature
April 16, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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April 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Making balloon animals at a toddlers birthday party effortlessly cranking out xl bully after xl bully
April 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Friend: do you keep a log of the mushrooms your forage

Me, thinking of the log I brought home that was growing oyster mushrooms: yes
March 28, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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It's okay everyone.

I have great news.

I have done it.

I present to you ...

The greatest cat photo ever.
February 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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I just learned that crows can hold a 17 year grudge against a person and I’ve officially found my new spirit animal…. 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛
February 22, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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This is me watching new developments pretty much every day now.
February 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Me: *sees a dog on the street*
Also me: *immediately starts talking to it in a baby voice*
The dog’s owner: *judging me silently*
The dog: *my new best friend*
February 15, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Had to get my dog put down because he wouldnt stop throwing up gang signs, was only a matter of time before he got swiss cheesed anyway clout chasing kills, people.
January 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Excellent
December 22, 2024 at 8:57 AM
Ur da posts christmas selfies on bluesky
Getting into the holiday spirit with my new profile pic, lol.

What do you guys think? 🎅
December 22, 2024 at 12:10 PM
been using this app for half an hour and already want to throw my phone into a very deep well
(slaps cinnamon and/or spice-flavored drink out of your hand)

IT'S WINTER, BITCHES

(shoves peppermint latte at you)

(throws down red and green smoke bomb)

(disappears, jingling all the way)
December 21, 2024 at 5:26 PM