Snorklehorse
@snorklehorse.bsky.social
Desperately trying not to say anything stupid on social media that gets me cancelled.
Follow me for Everton moaning, terrible FPL takes and an impressive lack of new musical taste.
Follow me for Everton moaning, terrible FPL takes and an impressive lack of new musical taste.
“You can’t hide those cryin eyes” by the Eagles?
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 AM
“You can’t hide those cryin eyes” by the Eagles?
It’s almost as if they wanted those in the lead to get caught to make it more dramatic.
November 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
It’s almost as if they wanted those in the lead to get caught to make it more dramatic.
I’d move to an area just outside of the target area (so long as it is easily commutable to my place of work) to obtain a third bedroom and space for outside dining.
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I’d move to an area just outside of the target area (so long as it is easily commutable to my place of work) to obtain a third bedroom and space for outside dining.
Oh you’d be doing all the work there. Oh… a joke… erm… something about Foundations?
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Oh you’d be doing all the work there. Oh… a joke… erm… something about Foundations?
Didn’t even see that!! 😂
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Didn’t even see that!! 😂
Seems a bit daft to even shoot the series then! There were only six episodes so I’m guessing they could’ve waited. 🤷🏻♂️
November 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Seems a bit daft to even shoot the series then! There were only six episodes so I’m guessing they could’ve waited. 🤷🏻♂️
Lee Trundle is practicing his tricks whilst waiting for a call…
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Lee Trundle is practicing his tricks whilst waiting for a call…
Yeah, I saw the first one and realised they just ignored the bus thing and then went straight to the final episode…
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Yeah, I saw the first one and realised they just ignored the bus thing and then went straight to the final episode…
Okay, my interpretation is that it was shite. For a final episode it could’ve been brilliant. No idea why Michelle Keegan wasn’t even involved?!?
November 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Okay, my interpretation is that it was shite. For a final episode it could’ve been brilliant. No idea why Michelle Keegan wasn’t even involved?!?
Saw him in the pub a few weeks back. He seemed friendly, as did his mates. ENDORSED.
November 16, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Saw him in the pub a few weeks back. He seemed friendly, as did his mates. ENDORSED.
Like to stress us out don’t they? Two points off the top now though. Need to keep the run going!
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Like to stress us out don’t they? Two points off the top now though. Need to keep the run going!
It’s turned into “watching people get on buses and trains around the world” unfortunately. The first series or two was more fun. They managed to get lifts, etc in English speaking countries.
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
It’s turned into “watching people get on buses and trains around the world” unfortunately. The first series or two was more fun. They managed to get lifts, etc in English speaking countries.
Well this is awkward.
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Well this is awkward.
Flag tax. Extra taxes if you don’t have an England flag up on your property by December 1st.
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Flag tax. Extra taxes if you don’t have an England flag up on your property by December 1st.
Went with a pint with two neighbours last week. Known them for years for the odd pint with. Two of us started laughing at the flag shagging neighbours down the road. “What’s the matter? Are you not proud of your country” said the other. Uh oh.
November 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Went with a pint with two neighbours last week. Known them for years for the odd pint with. Two of us started laughing at the flag shagging neighbours down the road. “What’s the matter? Are you not proud of your country” said the other. Uh oh.
It’s great when it’s not busy. But walking around London is fascinating. Amazing architecture (and old boozers) everywhere.
November 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
It’s great when it’s not busy. But walking around London is fascinating. Amazing architecture (and old boozers) everywhere.
She must be punished by being ordered to have sexy time with me.
November 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
She must be punished by being ordered to have sexy time with me.
Well yes, but at least it’s those teams, who want the fixture moved, who have to travel.
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Well yes, but at least it’s those teams, who want the fixture moved, who have to travel.
Did that not come up when you were choosing a wife??
November 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Did that not come up when you were choosing a wife??