Snorkel Parka
snorkelparka.bsky.social
Snorkel Parka
@snorkelparka.bsky.social
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Deutscher Wahlkampf:

SPD:

😴

Grüne:

Wir brauchen massiven Ausbau Erneuerbarer gegen fossile Abhängigkeit, bezahlbare massentaugliche eMobile, Mindestlohn 15€, Entlastung von Privathaushalten, unbequemen Klimaschutz weil es nicht mehr anders geht!

CDU:

Grüne sind doof.

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Deutschland: 2025 🤡
November 5, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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Tausende Menschen sind vor Taliban geflohen, haben auf Deutschlands Aufnahmezusage vertraut. Jetzt schickt Innenministerium Briefe mit 2-Wochen-Frist und sagt, sie sollen für ein paar € aus dem Programm raus. Panik bei Betroffenen. Drecksarbeit der Bundesregierung.

www.tagesschau.de/investigativ...
Aufnahmezusage: Bundesregierung bietet Afghanen Geld für freiwilligen Verzicht
Die Bundesregierung versucht nach Informationen des ARD-Hauptstadtstudios mit Geldzahlungen Afghaninnen und Afghanen in Pakistan dazu zu bewegen, auf ihre Aufnahmezusagen zu verzichten. Der Druck auf ...
www.tagesschau.de
November 4, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Oh dear, I just heard someone on the radio say they're going to a No Kings event tomorrow and bringing their dog.

Please, don't bring your dog. Please. I don't care how good your dog is, please don't bring it just in case something goes sideways.
October 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Wir haben heut mit den Eltern gegen Rechts Leipzig das #Stadtbild auf der Sachsenbrücke ein wenig 'aufgehübscht'. 😉
Unsere Stadt ist bunt, vielfältig und solidarisch - und das soll auch so bleiben.
Höchste Zeit, diese Botschaft auch wieder massenhaft auf die Strasse zu tragen! ❤️‍🔥
October 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Hab mal dem Bundeskanzler gemailt:)
October 18, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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5m 1s were just spent by @askofluff.bsky.social typing a task for @snorkelparka.bsky.social on TypeForMe! Try to be better at https://www.typeforme.net/task/3852f14a595a4b8799480111e84618d2
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October 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Imagine: Baerbock mit SPIEGEL-Boss essen, er hätte die Zeitung beauftragt, Grüne zu stärken, ihr Mann hätte dort gearbeitet, sie wäre danach in eine dessen Firmen gewechselt. Lügenpresse, Korruption, hätten die Rechten geschrien. Bei Lindner & Axel-Springer war das echt so, aber das juckt keinen.
October 8, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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Während in den USA gerade die Pressefreiheit abgeschafft wird, lassen wir uns hierzulande von denen, die die US-Faschisten bejubeln, einreden, unsere Medien seien „linksgrünversifft“ und bräuchten ganz dringend mehr rechte Fake News und Verschwörungsmythen. Sieht das denn keiner, wo das hingeht?!
September 22, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Dunja Hayali sagte, den Tod von Charlie Kirk zu feiern, sei falsch, auch wenn er sich rassistisch, sexistisch & menschenfeindlich geäußert habe.

Und dafür wünschen die Rechtsextremen ihr den Tod. Höchste Zeit, dass alle sehen, dass unsere Freiheit von Rechts bedroht ist & nicht von Gendersternchen.
September 16, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Almost right. Being in a constant state of debt isn't good, as then a sub would just sort of get used to it. The sub should always be aiming to get the debt down to zero, and a good master will make sure that's possible from time to time. Only then does the amount of debt have any significance.
I wish I could have this view every single day because I know when I see it laid out like that it only means one thing. It means that Sir is collecting my debt and he makes sure that I am forever in debt to him. Thank you Sir!
August 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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I am currently locked in my suit and I want out so badly..... but I've only been typing for Sir for barely 2 hours.... Surely I can do at least another hour or 2 to make him PROUD! I need to do better for Sir and allow him to take more of my time! Thank you so much Sir!
August 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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18m 59s were just spent by @slaveryan.bsky.social typing a task for @snorkelparka.bsky.social on TypeForMe! Try to be better at https://www.typeforme.net/task/9a1cc8fdcbab4a3498f64b092de8c8ae
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August 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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😵‍💫 That's true Sir... on it now!
August 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Our chastity shock enforcement project is now in the beta testing stage! If you'd like to follow along with developments, check out our Discord server for the day-to-day behind the scenes: discord.gg/mQxFugSX

Or check our website for the down-low on how it works: beltbolt.co.uk
July 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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The noise of the locking mechanism engaging and the timer starting to count down, all controlled remotely online is a real mind fuck. Especially when you realise your chastity device isn't coming off anytime soon. Research and desire I applaud you for this handy little chastity lockbox.
January 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Sub learned an important lesson. Even better that it was essentially self-taught.
Yesterday, Sir gave me a big 1000 lines task to do! I started it and barely got 250 lines when I gave up thinking I couldn’t do it. Just a few hours laters, I remembered that it doesn’t matter what I think. I must obey Sir and give him my time. That’s when I put the uniform back on and started over!
August 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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August 8, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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Konservative: Technologie wird uns vor dem Klimawandel retten!

"Oh? Cool! Wir haben viele Technologien! Wärmepumpen, E-Autos, Windräder ... "

Konservative: Nein, doch nicht DIE! Andere ... die bestimmt irgendwann kommen werden! Wir sollten uns nicht festlegen und solange weiter Fossile fördern.
August 5, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Ugh. Why do traffic cops have to be so darn handsome when they're issuing a penalty for cycling on the footpath? 😭🥵
July 31, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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36m 53s were just spent by @latexpuffersub.bsky.social typing a task for @snorkelparka.bsky.social on TypeForMe! Try to be better at https://www.typeforme.net/task/665b6b792b634d1d8bb90673410b5509
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July 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Silence

Is

Complicity

Straighten your spine
Speak & live your truth
June 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I made some sketches of the bedlinen I plan to make from this flight satin nylon - including optional extra features for even more MA-1 styling - one side of pillowcases and duvet covers will be in orange lining nylon. Not pro of course but hopefully clear. Any other suggestions anyone?
June 6, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Flight satin nylon in sage green, black, replica grey and navy green-blue, with plenty of emergency orange nylon. Just what you'd make a bomber jacket out of...

But WHAT ELSE would you want make from them? I'm all ears!
June 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
1200 metres of MA-1 fabrics have been delivered to my down gear specialist! Now we can start making jackets, pants, hats, gloves... And also bed sheets, duvet covers and pillowcases... What would you like to have made? 🤔
June 1, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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Wow - das ist eine tolle und extrem wichtige Nachricht: In China sinkt der CO2-Ausstoß, weil das Land bei erneuerbarer Energie so erfolgreich ist. Bei gleichzeitigem Wirtschaftswachstum. Das alte Argument "bringt ja nichts, wenn wir was tun, weil China!" hat sich völlig ins Gegenteil verkehrt.
Analysis: Clean energy just put China’s CO2 emissions into reverse for first time - Carbon Brief
For the first time, the growth in China’s clean power generation has caused the nation’s carbon dioxide (CO2) emissions to fall despite rapid power demand growth.
www.carbonbrief.org
May 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM