Chooch the Pooch
@snoop-mogg.bsky.social
A page that posts pictures of an Obese Corgi and makes comments of a middle aged metalhead.
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Dear male White House reporters,
The next time Trump insults one of your female colleagues, if one of you doesn’t interject and say “Excuse me, sir, but fuck you.” God is going to lose his mind.
Regards,
God
The next time Trump insults one of your female colleagues, if one of you doesn’t interject and say “Excuse me, sir, but fuck you.” God is going to lose his mind.
Regards,
God
December 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Dear male White House reporters,
The next time Trump insults one of your female colleagues, if one of you doesn’t interject and say “Excuse me, sir, but fuck you.” God is going to lose his mind.
Regards,
God
The next time Trump insults one of your female colleagues, if one of you doesn’t interject and say “Excuse me, sir, but fuck you.” God is going to lose his mind.
Regards,
God
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Thou shalt stop attacking Ms. Rachel for caring about the lives of children.
December 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Thou shalt stop attacking Ms. Rachel for caring about the lives of children.
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
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I have said this on multiple occasions, but it won’t be the Epstein list that removes him from power.
It will be the economic pain.
It will be the economic pain.
October 26, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I have said this on multiple occasions, but it won’t be the Epstein list that removes him from power.
It will be the economic pain.
It will be the economic pain.
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The number one reason why America never learns from it's history is because America never teaches it's real history.
October 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The number one reason why America never learns from it's history is because America never teaches it's real history.
And the Lord Spoke: "NAZ REID."
October 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
And the Lord Spoke: "NAZ REID."
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this is well worth your time — a quick read despite the heavy subject matter. misogyny is killing us (all too often quite literally) and the ideas are being planted so early among boys. incredible work @milleridriss.bsky.social, thank you
October 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
this is well worth your time — a quick read despite the heavy subject matter. misogyny is killing us (all too often quite literally) and the ideas are being planted so early among boys. incredible work @milleridriss.bsky.social, thank you
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BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador.
Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.
Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.
October 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador.
Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.
Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.
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I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.
September 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.
So we're headed back to Lorwyn.
We could get Evoke back. Then we'll have Evoke, Warp, Impending all in the same standard.
Beans died for this.
We could get Evoke back. Then we'll have Evoke, Warp, Impending all in the same standard.
Beans died for this.
a man is sitting in a chair next to a dog with the words roll that beautiful bean footage below him
ALT: a man is sitting in a chair next to a dog with the words roll that beautiful bean footage below him
media.tenor.com
September 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
So we're headed back to Lorwyn.
We could get Evoke back. Then we'll have Evoke, Warp, Impending all in the same standard.
Beans died for this.
We could get Evoke back. Then we'll have Evoke, Warp, Impending all in the same standard.
Beans died for this.
Double ewe double ewe double ewe dot boobs dot com
September 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Double ewe double ewe double ewe dot boobs dot com
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Can’t believe Nintendo didn’t announce a new Smash Bros during the Direct
What game am I supposed to play in the meantime that mashes characters from different IPs together in a casual-minded environment that everyone takes too seriously?
Anyways time to record a new MTG video
What game am I supposed to play in the meantime that mashes characters from different IPs together in a casual-minded environment that everyone takes too seriously?
Anyways time to record a new MTG video
September 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Can’t believe Nintendo didn’t announce a new Smash Bros during the Direct
What game am I supposed to play in the meantime that mashes characters from different IPs together in a casual-minded environment that everyone takes too seriously?
Anyways time to record a new MTG video
What game am I supposed to play in the meantime that mashes characters from different IPs together in a casual-minded environment that everyone takes too seriously?
Anyways time to record a new MTG video
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someone told ChatGPT to replicate an image of The Rock without changing anything 100 times over
May 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
someone told ChatGPT to replicate an image of The Rock without changing anything 100 times over
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For the people in the back, bigotry is not an opinion…
September 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
For the people in the back, bigotry is not an opinion…
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When you realize the people you fired to avoid any investigation of your crimes are the same people you need to investigate other crimes…
September 12, 2025 at 10:56 AM
When you realize the people you fired to avoid any investigation of your crimes are the same people you need to investigate other crimes…
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Stephen Miller’s Forehead Vein Lunges Out To Catch Passing Bird
September 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Stephen Miller’s Forehead Vein Lunges Out To Catch Passing Bird
I went to IKEA and the Lego store today.
Scandinavia took a lot of my fucking money.
Scandinavia took a lot of my fucking money.
August 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I went to IKEA and the Lego store today.
Scandinavia took a lot of my fucking money.
Scandinavia took a lot of my fucking money.
Godspeed Spaceman
-=Jim Lovell=-
1928-2025
-=Jim Lovell=-
1928-2025
August 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Godspeed Spaceman
-=Jim Lovell=-
1928-2025
-=Jim Lovell=-
1928-2025
The Minnesota Rays
July 31, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The Minnesota Rays