Sniep
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My new year's resolution was to make pizza every day
there should be an excavating / land fill business called Haul-O-Earth with a hollow earth logo and slogan "Sorry we took all the dirt"
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
there should be an excavating / land fill business called Haul-O-Earth with a hollow earth logo and slogan "Sorry we took all the dirt"
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A handy way to remember how to spell the word "mnemonic" is to memorise the phase: many neurotic eunuchs mangle ordinary non-euclidian isometric coordinates
November 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
A handy way to remember how to spell the word "mnemonic" is to memorise the phase: many neurotic eunuchs mangle ordinary non-euclidian isometric coordinates
in the future of the collapsed state, people engage in lotteries for basic essentials such as food
October 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
in the future of the collapsed state, people engage in lotteries for basic essentials such as food
wendys uses shredded lettuce now? frickin gross
September 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
wendys uses shredded lettuce now? frickin gross
thanks Barnes & Noble, I guess this begins in August now.
August 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
thanks Barnes & Noble, I guess this begins in August now.
If only we had the technology to combine these diverse formats
June 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
If only we had the technology to combine these diverse formats
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every time i see a discover tab rando run into a joke post like a brick wall i understand more and more why laughtracks used to be in every goddamn TV show no matter how much it sucked
June 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
every time i see a discover tab rando run into a joke post like a brick wall i understand more and more why laughtracks used to be in every goddamn TV show no matter how much it sucked
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The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over
January 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over
for the love of christ i wish electronics that take usb-c would just come with usb-c cables instead of usb-c-to-usb-a. how the fuck am i supposed to plug in a usb-a cable? i throw them in the bin and now gotta wait for another usb-c cable from anker to show up. stupid. but i guess it saves them $$$.
June 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
for the love of christ i wish electronics that take usb-c would just come with usb-c cables instead of usb-c-to-usb-a. how the fuck am i supposed to plug in a usb-a cable? i throw them in the bin and now gotta wait for another usb-c cable from anker to show up. stupid. but i guess it saves them $$$.
Fact: If your "news" website posts links to bsky/x for articles that require a subscription to read, you're not posting news, you're posting ads
May 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Fact: If your "news" website posts links to bsky/x for articles that require a subscription to read, you're not posting news, you're posting ads
Have I mentioned lately how much I hate Lowes? This time got a 35 pack of wood screws. It contained 23. Found out after running out. Went back and made sure to count this time the full amount. What a f&@#%^ joke.
May 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Have I mentioned lately how much I hate Lowes? This time got a 35 pack of wood screws. It contained 23. Found out after running out. Went back and made sure to count this time the full amount. What a f&@#%^ joke.
come by my place in the next 27 minutes for a bass kicking
April 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
come by my place in the next 27 minutes for a bass kicking
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I want the Trump administration to go after ActBlue really hard in order to create an existential crisis for Dem electeds
so many of the people in a position to stop or at least try to stop the smash and grab are also in a position to themselves smash and grab, and how many of them are going to choose correctly right now
April 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I want the Trump administration to go after ActBlue really hard in order to create an existential crisis for Dem electeds
love going to Lowe's and finding the exact item i want but it's locked up behind glass and padlock in Our Most Precious Items Jail, and there's nobody working there in the aisle. I'd hate to fight them over a silly tool, Amazon will get it here tomorrow
as they say, "Another Loan Lost To DiTech™"
as they say, "Another Loan Lost To DiTech™"
April 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
love going to Lowe's and finding the exact item i want but it's locked up behind glass and padlock in Our Most Precious Items Jail, and there's nobody working there in the aisle. I'd hate to fight them over a silly tool, Amazon will get it here tomorrow
as they say, "Another Loan Lost To DiTech™"
as they say, "Another Loan Lost To DiTech™"
Why did Apple just send me a push notification that I have 200 and some odd dollars in my Apple Cash, when I only have $20 in my Apple Cash
These scams are getting weirder, I don't even know how I was supposed to fall for this one but the money is not there so they did a poor job
These scams are getting weirder, I don't even know how I was supposed to fall for this one but the money is not there so they did a poor job
April 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Why did Apple just send me a push notification that I have 200 and some odd dollars in my Apple Cash, when I only have $20 in my Apple Cash
These scams are getting weirder, I don't even know how I was supposed to fall for this one but the money is not there so they did a poor job
These scams are getting weirder, I don't even know how I was supposed to fall for this one but the money is not there so they did a poor job
previewing tracks off beatport on a pa setup with dual 18"s rocks. way better than headphones.
April 5, 2025 at 5:44 AM
previewing tracks off beatport on a pa setup with dual 18"s rocks. way better than headphones.
can americans do one of those "vote of no confidence" things ?
April 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
can americans do one of those "vote of no confidence" things ?
Did the American Express session login timeout get even SHORTER recently? Like I can't even pay two cards in a row before it logs me out now, it used to be bad but this is getting ridiculous lol @americanexpress.bsky.social #SecurityTheater
March 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Did the American Express session login timeout get even SHORTER recently? Like I can't even pay two cards in a row before it logs me out now, it used to be bad but this is getting ridiculous lol @americanexpress.bsky.social #SecurityTheater
is siri's "Timer hour and a half" broken for anyone else and setting 3 hours of timer, despite hearing the words right?
March 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
is siri's "Timer hour and a half" broken for anyone else and setting 3 hours of timer, despite hearing the words right?
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(elon unveiling his new martian flag design) well as you uh can, you know, see. there's red which of course uh is the mars color. duh ha ha. and then here a white circle, and this is um representing the bright future for the ahh, human race. and then uh you have so, this is a hindu symbol,
January 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
(elon unveiling his new martian flag design) well as you uh can, you know, see. there's red which of course uh is the mars color. duh ha ha. and then here a white circle, and this is um representing the bright future for the ahh, human race. and then uh you have so, this is a hindu symbol,
tfw you know the "Top brands" selection is Definitely going to solve your concerns
January 10, 2025 at 5:53 AM
tfw you know the "Top brands" selection is Definitely going to solve your concerns