Seems unfair/inconsistently weighted against children who require amber alerts, and now I feel guilty.

I literally just texted this to a friend because I am so confused.

I don't have amber or silver alerts turned on because I only go out once a week and live in a desolate neighborhood.

It's not even the same number of syllables??

I know, I know. youtu.be/m_9hfHvQSNo?...

And don't forget the addition of modern fucking comments, which destroys productivity if you're an editor or teacher. Nobody asked for Word comments to act like Google Docs comments.

Preferences > General > uncheck Enable Modern Comments.

Oh yeah. Read that too!

This is from The Dirt, right?

Oh FFS no. My ex and I called him Four Plays. IYKYK.

No need to apologize! The video is labeled that way. I'm just quibbling.

Oh no, I'm not saying it was you! The FB and TikTok versions of the video are labeled Zumba.

Absolutely yes to the man's confidence 😍😍😍 but as a Zumba instructor for 17 years, I gotta point out that this isn't Zumba. Zumba does not put that many moves into a single phrase. This looks like a traditional pop or hip-hop class with "5-6-7-8"-type choreography.

Omg cannot unsee.