Seems unfair/inconsistently weighted against children who require amber alerts, and now I feel guilty.

Among the coolest parts of the Pee-Wee Herman doc is learning that Paul Rubens was smoking hot.

So here we go because of course. Cox went out for me around 2:30.

Super super diehard #Monkees fans, do you know what this is from? This is somewhat obscure.

I'm cat sitting, and I really don't know why I find this so embarrassing, but we did not ever have pets growing up and I wasn't allowed to go to friends' houses. I just know so little about animals that I feel like I missed out. I'm afraid to do more than just pet him. He's adorable though.

Hangin' with Mr. Bingle

Hahahaha I'm not fucking around

#NOLATwitter or #NOLASky or whatever, just had the best experience at American Seafood to get oysters for oyster patties. They were cheaper than the grocery stores.

I got so fit doing this show in the 1980s -- it was on Channel 12 in NOLA -- that I bought access to the old episodes. And also because of the playlists -- WOW. I think I'm gonna teach a version of this at the Y.

MOOD

I wore a hat and it didn't look that stupid.

What?

My god I feel seen. 🤣 If you want to know what my home life was like, ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

Gorgeous night at the Tulane game but the stadium is definitely not full.

Elevators in Ochsner’s doctor’s office wing no longer have buttons — you select your floor from a touchscreen before you get in.

Guess you’d better not change your mind once you’re in one.

Went to Crazy Plant Bae today on North Claiborne Ave., and I’m so happy with what I got … one is for me and one is for a housewarming present. But which one?

Day 3 on Bluesky! Here's a picture of me verifying that I'm not a bot to a Twitter friend last year.