CD Castillo
@sndlg.bsky.social
Curandero del Tonalli. An ugly bag of mostly water.
📍Cesspit of civilization
📍Cesspit of civilization
Reposted by CD Castillo
BREAKING: There is an attractive looking woman in the stadium. We are filming her so men can imagine having sex with her.
UPDATE: Apologies to our male viewers - we have learned that the woman we wanted you to imagine having sex has *had* sex. We have begun an aggressive campaign to punish her.
UPDATE: Apologies to our male viewers - we have learned that the woman we wanted you to imagine having sex has *had* sex. We have begun an aggressive campaign to punish her.
January 22, 2026 at 6:27 PM
BREAKING: There is an attractive looking woman in the stadium. We are filming her so men can imagine having sex with her.
UPDATE: Apologies to our male viewers - we have learned that the woman we wanted you to imagine having sex has *had* sex. We have begun an aggressive campaign to punish her.
UPDATE: Apologies to our male viewers - we have learned that the woman we wanted you to imagine having sex has *had* sex. We have begun an aggressive campaign to punish her.
Reposted by CD Castillo
I love the smell of onions and mustard in the morning 🧅
a group of helicopters flying over a body of water at sunset
ALT: a group of helicopters flying over a body of water at sunset
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I love the smell of onions and mustard in the morning 🧅
Reposted by CD Castillo
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
Reposted by CD Castillo
I said the same thing. What IS point blank range for a sub? Do toppings change that? What's the terminal velocity of a sub?
November 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I said the same thing. What IS point blank range for a sub? Do toppings change that? What's the terminal velocity of a sub?
Reposted by CD Castillo
Where are the Myth Busters when you really need them?
a man wearing a black beret is standing in front of a sign that says wax
ALT: a man wearing a black beret is standing in front of a sign that says wax
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Where are the Myth Busters when you really need them?
You mean like in the dystopic novels “the parable of the sower” and “snowcrash”???
Who would’ve thought???
Who would’ve thought???
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
You mean like in the dystopic novels “the parable of the sower” and “snowcrash”???
Who would’ve thought???
Who would’ve thought???
Reposted by CD Castillo
Yep. MELTDOWN. You know when Jesus has been invoked, that they are at the end of their rope. youtu.be/NuEkEtkgkIQ
October 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Yep. MELTDOWN. You know when Jesus has been invoked, that they are at the end of their rope. youtu.be/NuEkEtkgkIQ
Reposted by CD Castillo
Why were nazis invited to the inauguration?
-Absolutely not one reporter
-Absolutely not one reporter
October 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Why were nazis invited to the inauguration?
-Absolutely not one reporter
-Absolutely not one reporter
Reposted by CD Castillo
I hate Kevin McCarthy with the fire of a thousand suns and Mike Johnson makes me miss Kevin McCarthy.
October 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I hate Kevin McCarthy with the fire of a thousand suns and Mike Johnson makes me miss Kevin McCarthy.