Snarla
@snarla.bsky.social
not funny. can’t swim can’t dance doesn’t know karate.
the little backyard has three separate deposits of praying mantis eggs I’m going to guard them with my life all winter
November 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
the little backyard has three separate deposits of praying mantis eggs I’m going to guard them with my life all winter
trying desperately not to doompost about impending U.S. decimation of Venezuela: hey do you guys think I should start dating again? they could come sit in the front room with me and watch people walk past the window for 2 or 3 hours
November 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
trying desperately not to doompost about impending U.S. decimation of Venezuela: hey do you guys think I should start dating again? they could come sit in the front room with me and watch people walk past the window for 2 or 3 hours
so like. Real Rashid is dicking Sam Barclay down right?
November 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
so like. Real Rashid is dicking Sam Barclay down right?
Bob said kill the Disney exec in your head
Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
November 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Bob said kill the Disney exec in your head
when all the red curry paste peanut butternut squash soup ingredients are in the crockpot and it’s time to Lie Down™️ hell yeah
November 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
when all the red curry paste peanut butternut squash soup ingredients are in the crockpot and it’s time to Lie Down™️ hell yeah
what’s wild is this Kamala retcon is still the most tentative lukewarm bullshit ever. polls are swinging one way so let me hedge my bets just a little because I am functionally incapable of having even one principle. get the fuck out of here.
November 15, 2025 at 1:13 PM
what’s wild is this Kamala retcon is still the most tentative lukewarm bullshit ever. polls are swinging one way so let me hedge my bets just a little because I am functionally incapable of having even one principle. get the fuck out of here.
at the club asking hotties if they want to come home and listen to my mitral valve regurgitation in a more intimate setting
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 PM
at the club asking hotties if they want to come home and listen to my mitral valve regurgitation in a more intimate setting
please stop telling me about your 2025 bingo card
November 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
please stop telling me about your 2025 bingo card
tied for the most soul and body-soothing place I’ve ever been: that violin shop in Evanston, literally any LensCrafters in a mall circa 1997
November 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
tied for the most soul and body-soothing place I’ve ever been: that violin shop in Evanston, literally any LensCrafters in a mall circa 1997
I hate having to stay in the car while siblings and cousins are facing off with cops but my ass fainting on the concrete doesn’t help anyone and also everyone is calling me gayby driver now so
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I hate having to stay in the car while siblings and cousins are facing off with cops but my ass fainting on the concrete doesn’t help anyone and also everyone is calling me gayby driver now so
screaming crying sliding down the wall about the polar exploration in Frankenstein as a little hubristic reflection of the main theme and SILs cousin says “there’s this show I think you would really like called the Terror?”
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
screaming crying sliding down the wall about the polar exploration in Frankenstein as a little hubristic reflection of the main theme and SILs cousin says “there’s this show I think you would really like called the Terror?”
today in Things Worth The Gluten Shits
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
today in Things Worth The Gluten Shits
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The South Parkian ethos of "conservatives being bad is preferable to liberals being annoyingly correct" has reached its apotheosis atop a mountain of child rape victims
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The South Parkian ethos of "conservatives being bad is preferable to liberals being annoyingly correct" has reached its apotheosis atop a mountain of child rape victims
yeah this all is triggering as hell I’m going to go hang out with my nieces and this cat that’s suddenly in the house
November 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
yeah this all is triggering as hell I’m going to go hang out with my nieces and this cat that’s suddenly in the house
if the Michael be Wolff… (what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck)
November 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
if the Michael be Wolff… (what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck)
“I ask this one thing: let me go mad in my own way” etc. etc.
November 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
“I ask this one thing: let me go mad in my own way” etc. etc.
when Brando was like “we’re actors, we’re the opposite of people” I think what he really meant was we all have BPD and use it to create emotions within ourselves that are so real we can’t tell the difference
November 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
when Brando was like “we’re actors, we’re the opposite of people” I think what he really meant was we all have BPD and use it to create emotions within ourselves that are so real we can’t tell the difference
I don’t even know whose cat this is but it’s staring at me like “oh you think *you’re* the throw up girl? Name three ways to determine the patch of floor someone’s going to step on next so you can yartz there.”
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I don’t even know whose cat this is but it’s staring at me like “oh you think *you’re* the throw up girl? Name three ways to determine the patch of floor someone’s going to step on next so you can yartz there.”
my moms friend told me that one time she was in Utah in an ice cream shop and she saw Robert Redford and was so flustered she put her ice cream cone in her purse and that’s how I feel about Rhea Seehorn
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
my moms friend told me that one time she was in Utah in an ice cream shop and she saw Robert Redford and was so flustered she put her ice cream cone in her purse and that’s how I feel about Rhea Seehorn
Nate Silver should allocate some words to the real problem with this place, which is the dearth of hilarious 20 year old kpop stans
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Nate Silver should allocate some words to the real problem with this place, which is the dearth of hilarious 20 year old kpop stans
old NMEs at the barbershop alert old NMEs at the barber
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
old NMEs at the barbershop alert old NMEs at the barber
I’m not trying to catastrophize but if I die because my healthcare gets snatched by soulless avaricious ghouls (a very real possibility given my everything), please make someone pay.
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I’m not trying to catastrophize but if I die because my healthcare gets snatched by soulless avaricious ghouls (a very real possibility given my everything), please make someone pay.
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real gastroparesis-heads know
November 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
real gastroparesis-heads know
live shamed and die empty, Chuck Schumer
November 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
live shamed and die empty, Chuck Schumer