Snarla
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not funny. can’t swim can’t dance doesn’t know karate.
“I ask this one thing: let me go mad in my own way” etc. etc.
November 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
“I ask this one thing: let me go mad in my own way” etc. etc.
when Brando was like “we’re actors, we’re the opposite of people” I think what he really meant was we all have BPD and use it to create emotions within ourselves that are so real we can’t tell the difference
November 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
when Brando was like “we’re actors, we’re the opposite of people” I think what he really meant was we all have BPD and use it to create emotions within ourselves that are so real we can’t tell the difference
I don’t even know whose cat this is but it’s staring at me like “oh you think *you’re* the throw up girl? Name three ways to determine the patch of floor someone’s going to step on next so you can yartz there.”
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I don’t even know whose cat this is but it’s staring at me like “oh you think *you’re* the throw up girl? Name three ways to determine the patch of floor someone’s going to step on next so you can yartz there.”
my moms friend told me that one time she was in Utah in an ice cream shop and she saw Robert Redford and was so flustered she put her ice cream cone in her purse and that’s how I feel about Rhea Seehorn
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
my moms friend told me that one time she was in Utah in an ice cream shop and she saw Robert Redford and was so flustered she put her ice cream cone in her purse and that’s how I feel about Rhea Seehorn
Nate Silver should allocate some words to the real problem with this place, which is the dearth of hilarious 20 year old kpop stans
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Nate Silver should allocate some words to the real problem with this place, which is the dearth of hilarious 20 year old kpop stans
old NMEs at the barbershop alert old NMEs at the barber
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
old NMEs at the barbershop alert old NMEs at the barber
I’m not trying to catastrophize but if I die because my healthcare gets snatched by soulless avaricious ghouls (a very real possibility given my everything), please make someone pay.
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I’m not trying to catastrophize but if I die because my healthcare gets snatched by soulless avaricious ghouls (a very real possibility given my everything), please make someone pay.
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real gastroparesis-heads know
November 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
real gastroparesis-heads know
live shamed and die empty, Chuck Schumer
November 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
live shamed and die empty, Chuck Schumer
maybe I just have a poor theory of (other people’s) mind but like, it still seems kind of fake that some folks literally can’t imagine lives that aren’t their own or nearly identical
November 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
maybe I just have a poor theory of (other people’s) mind but like, it still seems kind of fake that some folks literally can’t imagine lives that aren’t their own or nearly identical
space googling “Zephram Cochrane allegations” just to be safe
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 AM
space googling “Zephram Cochrane allegations” just to be safe
the reason all these “females” want a tall man is because they are desperate for a guy who can do the Riker Maneuver on any chair you throw at them
November 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
the reason all these “females” want a tall man is because they are desperate for a guy who can do the Riker Maneuver on any chair you throw at them
got too close to the chiminea on the balcony and burned my eyebrows half off now I’m gonna have to learn how to Do Eyebrows my calamities are endless
November 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
got too close to the chiminea on the balcony and burned my eyebrows half off now I’m gonna have to learn how to Do Eyebrows my calamities are endless
it’s not yet cold enough to rewatch The Terror and feel better about my life because at least I don’t have scurvy ☹️
November 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
it’s not yet cold enough to rewatch The Terror and feel better about my life because at least I don’t have scurvy ☹️
I am fighting for my life on the couch with this pestle trying to make red curry paste for the freezer
November 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I am fighting for my life on the couch with this pestle trying to make red curry paste for the freezer
ladies and gentlemen, the Americas’ favorite dumpster fire 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼
November 7, 2025 at 1:23 PM
ladies and gentlemen, the Americas’ favorite dumpster fire 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼
love to see other people shaking crying throwing up sliding down the wall about mis hermanos pauljhecht.substack.com/p/memorias?r...
Memorias
Juan Pastor's new release
pauljhecht.substack.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
love to see other people shaking crying throwing up sliding down the wall about mis hermanos pauljhecht.substack.com/p/memorias?r...
we’re gonna have to execute everyone above a certain rank who was involved in the current regime’s creation of desaparecidos like we should have done with the confederacy I’m not being hyperbolic
November 7, 2025 at 12:38 PM
we’re gonna have to execute everyone above a certain rank who was involved in the current regime’s creation of desaparecidos like we should have done with the confederacy I’m not being hyperbolic
I love when people info dump on me I love it so much. a friend used to stop every ten minutes and say “am I boring you?” Girl I sat thru the entirety of Die Meistersinger when I was 7 because my dad was playing it and my mom was working.
November 6, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I love when people info dump on me I love it so much. a friend used to stop every ten minutes and say “am I boring you?” Girl I sat thru the entirety of Die Meistersinger when I was 7 because my dad was playing it and my mom was working.
i’m a mid-tier teevee champion and apologist girl, so i know it feels like such serious business but i am begging us all to both learn what a joke is and internalize that chacun à son goût
November 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
i’m a mid-tier teevee champion and apologist girl, so i know it feels like such serious business but i am begging us all to both learn what a joke is and internalize that chacun à son goût
took me way too long post graduation to realize that actually I was in love with full face of makeup Tweety Bird pajama pants girl from my high school who gave me cigarettes when I couldn’t afford them and would respond to boys’ cruelty with “shouldn’t you be dying in a war somewhere”
November 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
took me way too long post graduation to realize that actually I was in love with full face of makeup Tweety Bird pajama pants girl from my high school who gave me cigarettes when I couldn’t afford them and would respond to boys’ cruelty with “shouldn’t you be dying in a war somewhere”
trying desperately hard not to lib out right now
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
trying desperately hard not to lib out right now
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A Dershowitz bag lunch special capping a day that started with Cheney dying and saw Mamdani win would have to go down as the first good day of year
November 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
A Dershowitz bag lunch special capping a day that started with Cheney dying and saw Mamdani win would have to go down as the first good day of year
Have a good trip away from the light of god, Dick Cheney!!!!
November 4, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Have a good trip away from the light of god, Dick Cheney!!!!