Craig Page
@snarkypsychopomp.bsky.social
Writer, contributor for 7th Sea and Trinity Continuum and a couple dozen larps.
Chaos Mage, Anarchist, and semi professional Jedi
Chaos Mage, Anarchist, and semi professional Jedi
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Well, turns out my usual GM gig is run by a bunch of union busters. So time to put the shingle back out.
Hey folks in the Jersey City/NYC area! I’m a professional GM who likes to run West March Style and intricate plot campaigns. DND, Cyberpunk, 7th Sea (which I wrote for!!) amongst others!
Hey folks in the Jersey City/NYC area! I’m a professional GM who likes to run West March Style and intricate plot campaigns. DND, Cyberpunk, 7th Sea (which I wrote for!!) amongst others!
He knows the worth of thoughts and prayers politicians.
Let him cook
Let him cook
Let him cook
David Hogg, a controversial Democratic National Committee vice chair, is pledging to upend Democratic primaries by funding candidates who will challenge “ineffective, asleep-at-the-wheel” Democrats.
www.politico.com/news/2025/04...
www.politico.com/news/2025/04...
April 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
He knows the worth of thoughts and prayers politicians.
Let him cook
Let him cook
If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do
Every day I advocate strongly for positive nihilism in a world that increasingly wants negative nihilism
April 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do
Feed is one of those novels that I will go back to more than others. The tone and setting are wonderfully well thought out.
And for the audiophiles, it’s some of the best narration I’ve heard.
And for the audiophiles, it’s some of the best narration I’ve heard.
Anyway, it's FEED's birthday, and it would mean a lot to me if you would pick it up for a read, either from your shelf, your local library, or by purchasing a copy. Ebook is here: www.amazon.com/Feed-Newsfle...
Feed (Newsflesh, Book 1)
Feed (Newsflesh, Book 1) [Grant, Mira] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Feed (Newsflesh, Book 1)
www.amazon.com
April 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Feed is one of those novels that I will go back to more than others. The tone and setting are wonderfully well thought out.
And for the audiophiles, it’s some of the best narration I’ve heard.
And for the audiophiles, it’s some of the best narration I’ve heard.
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UPDATE: ICE is wildly unconcerned about where this man is and no one will tell me, his registered attorney. The universal answer so far is "let's wait and see where he ends up." This is deeply off.
We would have more rights at this point if UPS had lost a pair of shoes I'd just bought from Zappos
We would have more rights at this point if UPS had lost a pair of shoes I'd just bought from Zappos
My detained client was scheduled for a bond hearing this AM in a MA immigration court. He wasn't brought in, and he and his case have disappeared.
I then received this notice of activity on a nonexistent docket in which his name was changed to "N/A"
It's all happening a lot faster than I expected
I then received this notice of activity on a nonexistent docket in which his name was changed to "N/A"
It's all happening a lot faster than I expected
April 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
UPDATE: ICE is wildly unconcerned about where this man is and no one will tell me, his registered attorney. The universal answer so far is "let's wait and see where he ends up." This is deeply off.
We would have more rights at this point if UPS had lost a pair of shoes I'd just bought from Zappos
We would have more rights at this point if UPS had lost a pair of shoes I'd just bought from Zappos
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Hey, everyone! We’re Adobe and we’re here to connect creatives to createry so they can create and be flying about like petals on the wind in a magical creative land of creative creatingness!
Reading this tweet costs you $578 and a convenience fee of $725 annually! Get fucked! Haha!
Yours,
Adobe
Reading this tweet costs you $578 and a convenience fee of $725 annually! Get fucked! Haha!
Yours,
Adobe
April 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Hey, everyone! We’re Adobe and we’re here to connect creatives to createry so they can create and be flying about like petals on the wind in a magical creative land of creative creatingness!
Reading this tweet costs you $578 and a convenience fee of $725 annually! Get fucked! Haha!
Yours,
Adobe
Reading this tweet costs you $578 and a convenience fee of $725 annually! Get fucked! Haha!
Yours,
Adobe
Including his friend Rock Hudson.
April 6, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Including his friend Rock Hudson.
Me in the national security group chat
March 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Me in the national security group chat
Mimic
please enjoy this photo i took of an Unsettling Lamp. why does it perch so
March 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Mimic
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This is so sad, a lot of those cars were only a few weeks away from exploding independently
WATCH: Cars set on fire at Tesla in Las Vegas, "resist" painted on the building. FBI investigating
March 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
This is so sad, a lot of those cars were only a few weeks away from exploding independently
You don’t like it? Fine, more for us.
nobody likes us
we don't care
(because it says more about them)
we don't care
(because it says more about them)
I'm going to say this loud so the haters can hear me:
The only people I know who are afraid to come into Philly are people who don't go into Philly.
The only people I know who are afraid of cities are people who don't go into cities.
Ignorance - especially willful ignorance - breeds fear.
The only people I know who are afraid to come into Philly are people who don't go into Philly.
The only people I know who are afraid of cities are people who don't go into cities.
Ignorance - especially willful ignorance - breeds fear.
March 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
You don’t like it? Fine, more for us.
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It's more like 6 weeks, but you get my point.
March 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It's more like 6 weeks, but you get my point.
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old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
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For the record, do I think a one-day boycott is going to make much of an economic impact? No. Do I think that a sort of "Baby's First Boycott," performative though it is, might be useful to make some folks aware of the impact of their economic power, and how it might be wielded politically? Maybe.
February 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
For the record, do I think a one-day boycott is going to make much of an economic impact? No. Do I think that a sort of "Baby's First Boycott," performative though it is, might be useful to make some folks aware of the impact of their economic power, and how it might be wielded politically? Maybe.
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Yub Nub motherfuckers
The celebration of Trump's inevitable death will be of a magnitude above the end of Return of the Jedi
February 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Yub Nub motherfuckers
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here’s my take as a linguist specializing in interpreting indirect language use: nazi symbols and gestures are a declaration of intent to commit violence and can therefore reasonably be responded to with the actions appropriate to one’s bodily safety being threatened.
February 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
here’s my take as a linguist specializing in interpreting indirect language use: nazi symbols and gestures are a declaration of intent to commit violence and can therefore reasonably be responded to with the actions appropriate to one’s bodily safety being threatened.
Passed my Ludosport Exam, so my goal for the end of this year to open the school is nigh!
February 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Passed my Ludosport Exam, so my goal for the end of this year to open the school is nigh!
NEW YORK RECOGNIZES NO KING
February 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
NEW YORK RECOGNIZES NO KING
I heard nothing, I saw nothing, I was never there, if someone else says I was there: how would they know the filthy class traitor?
This is my “daughter of a Black Panther breakfast program volunteer” coming out but anyone who tells you that you have to be public about all your resistance activity should immediately be under suspicion for being an op, or being under the influence of an op
February 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I heard nothing, I saw nothing, I was never there, if someone else says I was there: how would they know the filthy class traitor?
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YEP.
Be very careful who you tell your moves to, and never *ever* do it online, or even within hearing range of your cell phone or Alexa.
We're already at that point.
Be very careful who you tell your moves to, and never *ever* do it online, or even within hearing range of your cell phone or Alexa.
We're already at that point.
This is my “daughter of a Black Panther breakfast program volunteer” coming out but anyone who tells you that you have to be public about all your resistance activity should immediately be under suspicion for being an op, or being under the influence of an op
February 18, 2025 at 7:42 AM
YEP.
Be very careful who you tell your moves to, and never *ever* do it online, or even within hearing range of your cell phone or Alexa.
We're already at that point.
Be very careful who you tell your moves to, and never *ever* do it online, or even within hearing range of your cell phone or Alexa.
We're already at that point.
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Please PLEASE tell me that someone, somewhere, is writing their sociology / anthropology / media studies / cultural criticism PhD dissertation on the intersection between reality TV and fascism
because i'm too old to go back to school
because i'm too old to go back to school
February 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Please PLEASE tell me that someone, somewhere, is writing their sociology / anthropology / media studies / cultural criticism PhD dissertation on the intersection between reality TV and fascism
because i'm too old to go back to school
because i'm too old to go back to school
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As I said the other day, I'm finding some seriously neat shit while I'm vetting people. I will say some of you appear to be certifiable.
For no apparent reason:
For no apparent reason:
February 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
As I said the other day, I'm finding some seriously neat shit while I'm vetting people. I will say some of you appear to be certifiable.
For no apparent reason:
For no apparent reason:
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A new North Dakota bill would require stores to pull any book with any "material harmful to minors" from the shelves.
For those in the cheap seats, that effectively means ANY mention of sex, sexuality or gender.
A bookseller could be arrested for displaying 1984.
www.inforum.com/opinion/colu...
For those in the cheap seats, that effectively means ANY mention of sex, sexuality or gender.
A bookseller could be arrested for displaying 1984.
www.inforum.com/opinion/colu...
Port: It's not just about kids, and it's not just libraries
Legislation under consideration in Bismarck wouldn't just restrict access to books in schools and libraries. The language of the bill also applies to private book stores.
www.inforum.com
February 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
A new North Dakota bill would require stores to pull any book with any "material harmful to minors" from the shelves.
For those in the cheap seats, that effectively means ANY mention of sex, sexuality or gender.
A bookseller could be arrested for displaying 1984.
www.inforum.com/opinion/colu...
For those in the cheap seats, that effectively means ANY mention of sex, sexuality or gender.
A bookseller could be arrested for displaying 1984.
www.inforum.com/opinion/colu...