Snarkastica
snarkastica.bsky.social
Snarkastica
@snarkastica.bsky.social
Perimenopausal with zero fucks to give. Every single day I am reminded why I like dogs more than people.
Women in their 40s: I'm going to lose weight!

Perimenopause: I think the fuck not.
April 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Happy President's Day to everyone but my sister, who woke me up before 7 am on my day off by butt dialing me. I'm demoting her from favorite sister to "annoying sibling I was once forced to share a room with"
February 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand.
#resist
February 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
.....accurate.
February 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Laughing. Crying, too. But laughing.
February 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
#Grimm rewatch & plot points less realistic than fairy tale monsters existing among us: One of the main characters lives a pretty comfortable looking life in Portland, Oregon, thanks to his lucrative and apparently well paying job as...(checks notes)... an antique clock repairman?
a black cat is standing in front of a white wall
ALT: a black cat is standing in front of a white wall
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Paint me like I'm one of your French girls... Only wearing bright orange grippy socks to protect my princess paw pads.
January 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
To distract myself from—gestures at everything—I'm rewatching #Grimm and laughing at things in a show about fairy tale monsters that's more unrealistic than fairy tale monsters. Like how one of the lead characters, a veterinarian, has no pets. I think a kitten comes standard with the diploma.
January 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
It's been two months since cancer took Oscar from us. I may not cry every single day anymore, but grief is still brutal and punches me in the gut randomly and without warning. He wasn't just a dog, and I'm not sure I'll ever stop missing him. #petloss #petgrief
January 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I KNEW it
Hi, I’m God.

You all died in 2016.

And yes, this is Hell.
January 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I thought this was supposed to be satire....
Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
theonion.com/trump-c...
January 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Current mental health status:

Oh sweet meteor, cleanse us.
a cartoon of a planet with a face on it in space
ALT: a cartoon of a planet with a face on it in space
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Shouldn't some intrepid heroes be coming back in time right about now to stop the comically evil villains from starting the apocalypse?
January 20, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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I used to love reading dystopian fiction in high school.

Reaaaaally not enjoying living through dystopian reality as an adult.
January 19, 2025 at 6:47 AM